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Subject: New United airlines slogans
 
Board as a doctor,
Leave as a patient.
 
"First beating is free, $25 for each additional."
 
"United Airlines. Putting the hospital in hospitality"
 
All Skies Matter
 
Now Offering One Free Carry Off
 
Your seat cushion can also be used as a defensive device
 
Join our new Seat'n'Beat frequent flyer program
 
United introduces nose bleed seats
 
We beat the competition, one passenger at a time.
 
United Airlines. Pay for the seating, stay for the beating
 
You can't beat our customer service because they'll beat you
 
 
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