XCR1250 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" exclaimed Snow White. After half an hour she comes out; the others ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Prize!" replied Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," replies Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio answers "this one is mine!" Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the Hell is Hillary Clinton?" sobbed Pinocchio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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