Jesus

Orenthal James Simpson,

You do not get to pass through the Pearly Gates,

You do not get to collect your golden wings

Please turn around and descend thy steps to which you just climbed and proceed to the depths of Hell for all of Eternity 

24 minutes ago, NaturallyAspirated said:

He spoke Muslim!!!

Neal

hebrew, get it correct my child

15 minutes ago, 800renegaderider said:

 

 

If only there was a spelling b champion on this site to clear up this confusion

there was no public education in my time, crucify me

22 minutes ago, Jerry 976 said:

False advertising & Bait & switch

 

1 hour ago, ArcticCrusher said:

Jesus.

3 hours ago, HSR said:

wasn't the same individual involved in the meltdown of the previous version of this group of sinners

5 hours ago, Deephaven said:

That's some wimpy ass wine jesus

just hanging out today figured i would say bless you all, see ya in 3 days

10 hours ago, Badger** said:

Doing God's work one dead Iraqi at a time. 

 

10 hours ago, Badger** said:

Even the Iraqi militants joined in on the fun!! 

6 hours ago, Badger** said:

I got you so fucked in the head, I'm living rent free. 

 

Oh my, I believe "Our Father" will be very disappointed. 

Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name;

thy kingdom come;

thy will be done,

in earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive them that trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom,

the power, and the glory,

For ever and ever.

Amen.

 

Mathew -  6:9-11