Momosexual   The original Momo stands for Missouri Monster, a Sasquatch like beast claimed to have been seen mostly in the early 70's near the Mississippi River.    The momosexual is different. It's hairy than that, smells worse, chomps a chain, has only been seen twice, is geographically thought to be roaming the gay district of Toronto, appears to a be some strange quasiconservative/neoweirdo Tourette's riddled hybrid, and loves stalking bald Italian Chicagoans.