there's a Cat team that's not likely to finish, again...

how much dirt will they 'race' on this year?

Edited February 3Feb 3 by Crnr2Crnr

I see that the Three Old Guys are doing the Ambassador run with EPS Cat sleds.

Those guys might turn the event into a nice little ride. I wonder if a two day lead will be enough to stay ahead of the pack?

1 hour ago, favoritos said:

I see that the Three Old Guys are doing the Ambassador run with EPS Cat sleds.

Those guys might turn the event into a nice little ride. I wonder if a two day lead will be enough to stay ahead of the pack?

with EPS they can run wheels instead of skis over the many miles and miles of rocks, dirt, etc.

Cat team won’t finish and will be lucky to make Nome before the belt drive blows on the hours long, wide open river sections.

@Crnr2Crnr how many sleds are running shitbox Custom Axis shocks in this year’s Iron Dong old man? Is your idol Todd Palin racing again this year?

11 minutes ago, AK440 said:

@Crnr2Crnr how many sleds are running shitbox Custom Axis shocks in this year’s Iron Dong old man? Is your idol Todd Palin racing again this year?

No one cares about the iron dong, not even drunk or methed up Alaskans.

46 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

No one cares about the iron dong, not even drunk or methed up Alaskans.

And yet you’re the assclown who created the thread.

8 hours ago, AK440 said:

@Crnr2Crnr how many sleds are running shitbox Custom Axis shocks in this year’s Iron Dong old man? Is your idol Todd Palin racing again this year?

More dong. You need to fix your spell check as it has your gay tendencies nailed.

cue more pictures of your boyfriends sled

....when are you going to get one btw?

1 hour ago, Deephaven said:

More dong. You need to fix your spell check as it has your gay tendencies nailed.

cue more pictures of your boyfriends sled

....when are you going to get one btw?

Your fuck buddy Crn2Crn coined that phrase and you didn’t say anything about it then.

19 hours ago, AK440 said:

And yet you’re the assclown who created the thread.

as an irritant...

how's your diaper rash? 😁

3 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

as an irritant...

how's your diaper rash? 😁

Where’s that list of racers who are running garbage Custom Axis shocks in the Iron Dog? How about you tell the forum how many guys run those shitbox shocks in COR or snoX? If they are sooooo wonderful it shouldn’t take you but a minute to come up with a list.

Or is Custom Axis the shock of choice for clapped out Ditch Banger national or Levi Hi-Five sleds?

54 minutes ago, AK440 said:

Where’s that list of racers who are running garbage Custom Axis shocks in the Iron Dog? How about you tell the forum how many guys run those shitbox shocks in COR or snoX? If they are sooooo wonderful it shouldn’t take you but a minute to come up with a list.

Or is Custom Axis the shock of choice for clapped out Ditch Banger national or Levi Hi-Five sleds?

who has more oem applications and sponsor $'s for that? Fox, KYB, Walker or Penske ? normally I'd ask if you're stupid at this point but that's been blatantly obvious for years.

where's them Walka'z putz?

He doesn't own a sled. Dreams of one all the time.

49 minutes ago, Deephaven said:

He doesn't own a sled. Dreams of one all the time.

I'm waiting to hear how bad Elka and Ohlins shocks are next....

1 hour ago, Deephaven said:

He doesn't own a sled. Dreams of one all the time.

Does dog sled with walker evans shocks not count?

56 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

I'm waiting to hear how bad Elka and Ohlins shocks are next....

Love my elkas

2 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

who has more oem applications and sponsor $'s for that? Fox, KYB, Walker or Penske ? normally I'd ask if you're stupid at this point but that's been blatantly obvious for years.

where's them Walka'z putz?

And…. you deflected.

What’s wrong you old fuck? You can’t come up with a single racer who uses your piece of shit Custom Crapix shocks?

That Flo subscription and watching races all the time and you still can’t list one, fucking racer who runs them. :

6 minutes ago, Deephaven said:

Love my elkas

gAyKay will probably call them junk because no one won the Iron Dog, a COR or SX with them

just fyi...

John doesn't run his clickaz at '11' either... what does he say around the 5:20 mark?

https://www.youtube.com/@acceleratedtechnologies6704/videos

2 hours ago, Deephaven said:

He doesn't own a sled. Dreams of one all the time.

Here you go, your favorite thread.

Just now, AK440 said:

And…. you deflected.

What’s wrong you old fuck? You can’t come up with a single racer who uses your piece of shit Custom Crapix shocks?

That Flo subscription and watching races all the time and you still can’t list one, fucking racer who runs them. :

that's your lone prerequisite for quality, racing?

ok... same with Ohlins and Elka's, right?

why aren't you out riding today Alaska Badass? is it because Deep is right and you don't actually have a sled?

if you can't ride it for whatever reason... at least go take a picture of 'your' shock with a bottle of ketchup on the A-arm and post it... or stfu (which is highly unlikely)

Edited February 8Feb 8 by Crnr2Crnr

3 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

that's your lone prerequisite for quality, racing?

ok... same with Ohlins and Elka's, right?

why aren't you out riding today Alaska Badass? is it because Deep is right and you don't actually have a sled?

if you can't ride it for whatever reason... at least go take a picture of 'your' shock with a bottle of ketchup on the A-arm and post it... or stfu (which is highly unlikely)

Uh oh… the back pedaling is starting already. Snowmobile racing’s #1 fan is now saying what’s proven in race victories doesn’t matter.

He can't afford ketchup. Keeps welching on bets since he's broke.

6 minutes ago, AK440 said:

Uh oh… the back pedaling is starting already. Snowmobile racing’s #1 fan is now saying what’s proven in race victories doesn’t matter.

let's see your race winning Walkers... coward

1 minute ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

let's see your race winning Walkers... coward

Provide the ever changing list of how much shit I’ll need to include in the photo to prove their mine. Right now it’s a bottle of ketchup. What else do you want? A card board sign with the date a time? Wait… we already know that won’t be enough. Your fuck buddy Deepthroater will keep on claiming their my “boyfriends” shocks and you’ll jump right on board. Wow… It’s like I’ve been through this exercise before.

Come on you old fuck provide the last and final list of all the shit I need to provide irrefutable proof they are mine. Should I ask the local Judge to sit in the photo holding my shocks? Should I make a sworn statement at the Police Department. Oh damn, I forgot all about the requirement to include my real name and address on my sled registration.

Let me know what you decide. I’ll be sure to get right on it.

14 minutes ago, AK440 said:

Provide the ever changing list of how much shit I’ll need to include in the photo to prove their mine. Right now it’s a bottle of ketchup. What else do you want? A card board sign with the date a time? Wait… we already know that won’t be enough. Your fuck buddy Deepthroater will keep on claiming their my “boyfriends” shocks and you’ll jump right on board. Wow… It’s like I’ve been through this exercise before.

Come on you old fuck provide the last and final list of all the shit I need to provide irrefutable proof they are mine. Should I ask the local Judge to sit in the photo holding my shocks? Should I make a sworn statement at the Police Department. Oh damn, I forgot all about the requirement to include my real name and address on my sled registration.

Let me know what you decide. I’ll be sure to get right on it.

ketchup.... picture... or fuck yourself pussy

The iron dong isn't about speed or skill. Gaykay has said that before and he's the expert. It's more like a drunken group ride. Half the time there's not even snow. My fan cooled puma would easily win.