So two morons show up at the door....

[hayward]

.....knocking on it and winding my dogs up while I’m eating lunch and talking on the phone.  I glance out the window and it looks like 2 queers holding papers.  Wife is heading out the driveway so, meh, let her deal with them.  Obviously harmless....

Everybody leaves and I noticed the car is a Tesla with Jersey plates.  I call her and ask wtf did they want?  

They said they were volunteers campaigning, but I don’t know who for because I told them everyone’s mind here is made up already.

So now I’m curious, Elon send them, or Kameltoe’s camp? I hope they come back as I have questions.....

[ViperGTS/Z1]

Fruit loops from Jersey?.... Obviously Kameltoes people..

[Zambroski]

3 minutes ago, hayward said:

.....knocking on it and winding my dogs up while I’m eating lunch and talking on the phone.  I glance out the window and it looks like 2 queers holding papers.  Wife is heading out the driveway so, meh, let her deal with them.  Obviously harmless....

Everybody leaves and I noticed the car is a Tesla with Jersey plates.  I call her and ask wtf did they want?  

They said they were volunteers campaigning, but I don’t know who for because I told them everyone’s mind here is made up already.

So now I’m curious, Elon send them, or Kameltoe’s camp? I hope they come back as I have questions.....

No way they are republicans.  You should have answered the door.  

 

[Crnr2Crnr]

bad move @hayward... those are the guys who control the weather.

[hayward]

45 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

bad move @hayward... those are the guys who control the weather.

They’re fixing it with their Teslas.....

[hayward]

1 hour ago, Zambroski said:

No way they are republicans.  You should have answered the door.  

 

My wife went out of her way to take the time to make sure I didn’t have to....

for a reason 

[Crnr2Crnr]

24 minutes ago, hayward said:

They’re fixing it with their Teslas.....

no... they're not

 

[Zambroski]

4 hours ago, hayward said:

My wife went out of her way to take the time to make sure I didn’t have to....

for a reason 

I know the feeling.  I am really starting to scare my wife in public.  She's keeping a close eye on me.  

It's her fault....she married me and knew what I was about then!!!!

[Kivalo]

Two morons, huh? Shoulda answered the door, it might have been mainecat and snowdummy coming by to say hello. 

[Voodoo]

12 hours ago, hayward said:

.....knocking on it and winding my dogs up while I’m eating lunch and talking on the phone.  I glance out the window and it looks like 2 queers holding papers.  Wife is heading out the driveway so, meh, let her deal with them.  Obviously harmless....

Everybody leaves and I noticed the car is a Tesla with Jersey plates.  I call her and ask wtf did they want?  

They said they were volunteers campaigning, but I don’t know who for because I told them everyone’s mind here is made up already.

So now I’m curious, Elon send them, or Kameltoe’s camp? I hope they come back as I have questions.....

Do democrats drive Teslas now that 'ol Musky has given himself to the dark side?

 

[Crnr2Crnr]

when you live in a battleground state during a hotly contested election and the men in a Tesla knock on your door... you answer the f'ng door @hayward 

 

[Jerry 976]

19 hours ago, hayward said:

.....knocking on it and winding my dogs up while I’m eating lunch and talking on the phone.  I glance out the window and it looks like 2 queers holding papers.  Wife is heading out the driveway so, meh, let her deal with them.  Obviously harmless....

Everybody leaves and I noticed the car is a Tesla with Jersey plates.  I call her and ask wtf did they want?  

They said they were volunteers campaigning, but I don’t know who for because I told them everyone’s mind here is made up already.

So now I’m curious, Elon send them, or Kameltoe’s camp? I hope they come back as I have questions.....

 

[revkevsdi]

14 hours ago, Zambroski said:

I know the feeling.  I am really starting to scare my wife in public.  She's keeping a close eye on me.  

It's her fault....she married me and knew what I was about then!!!!

It’s all good. Your wife and daughter can cancel your vote. 

[Zambroski]

21 minutes ago, revkevsdi said:

It’s all good. Your wife and daughter can cancel your vote. 

You libtwats don't know anything about being a strong man and you sure don't know what kind of women want strong men.  

[hayward]

3 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

when you live in a battleground state during a hotly contested election and the men in a Tesla knock on your door... you answer the f'ng door @hayward 

 

You cocksucker you went and got more rain!

[Skidooski]

MC and DerpRider showed up to your house eh 

[toslow]

20 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

no... they're not

 

But they’re being told they are, 

[Joe Bidens Brain]

had a guy show up and i just pointed at the trespassers will be shot sign twelve inches from his stupid face

[01mxz800]

49 minutes ago, Skidooski said:

MC and DerpRider showed up to your house eh 

That's what I thought with the thread title

[Crnr2Crnr]

50 minutes ago, toslow said:

But they’re being told they are, 

 

[revkevsdi]

6 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

 

Rich special needs kid gives 100 million to dance with Trump. 

[Crnr2Crnr]

2 minutes ago, revkevsdi said:

Rich special needs kid gives 100 million to dance with Trump. 

he made a LOT of $ off the taxpayers... 

[Crnr2Crnr]

5 hours ago, hayward said:

You cocksucker you went and got more rain!

all

day 

long

 

next 

time 

answer 

the 

door

 

 

 

[hayward]

2 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

all

day 

long

 

next 

time 

answer 

the 

door

 

 

 

[Zambroski]

7 hours ago, revkevsdi said:

Rich special needs kid gives 100 million to dance with Trump. 

Don't you drive one of his machines?

LOL!