tonight... there's something wrong with my pee. 

 

it's an old bottle of Cherry 7up I found in the garage from summer...

 

 

Too many red beets will follow that up with bloody stools ...

all i can tell you is use caution taunting illness. you actually start pissing blood like that and there is no good cause. but all that shit aside, how did she react?

9 hours ago, sleepybrew said:

all i can tell you is use caution taunting illness. you actually start pissing blood like that and there is no good cause. but all that shit aside, how did she react?

Just a guess but I'd say she was pissed... 

 

10 hours ago, sleepybrew said:

all i can tell you is use caution taunting illness. you actually start pissing blood like that and there is no good cause. but all that shit aside, how did she react?

as expected... 'wtf is wrong with you?' 

 

 

I once came out of the shower and told my wife I thought I felt a lump on my left testicle. Her being a doctor, she said, let me feel. After feeling, she said I don't feel any lump. I tried to say, maybe it's the right one but I couldn't hold back the laughter! I got the why don't you grow up response!

When my piss looked like that, the tumor was the size of the kidney.