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2 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

What’s wrong with Martha Stewart….looks like she has some nice flapjacks!😂

Can't get her knocked up.

Can cook a mean breakfast.

Felon so she can't go hunting.

Loaded with cash.

Doesn't stay up after 8pm so ya got the remote for the entire night.

I'm in.

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Just now, HSR said:

Can't get her knocked up.

Can cook a mean breakfast.

Felon so she can't go hunting.

Loaded with cash.

Doesn't stay up after 8pm so ya got the remote for the entire night.

I'm in.

:lol:

Those are all winners….she’s perfect!:barney:

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3 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Those are all winners….she’s perfect!:barney:

Fuck I almost forgot!!!!

After her time in jail she very likely eats pussy too!!!!

Aw man she's a fucking gem!!!

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Just now, HSR said:

Fuck I almost forgot!!!!

After her time in jail she very likely eats pussy too!!!!

Aw man she's a fucking gem!!!

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11 hours ago, HSR said:

Can't get her knocked up.

Can cook a mean breakfast.

Felon so she can't go hunting.

Loaded with cash.

Doesn't stay up after 8pm so ya got the remote for the entire night.

I'm in.

:lol:

Just keep it simple man 

They dont swell , they dont tell and their gratefull as hell

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They had plans for Betty White but that went south so they settled on Martha.

 

You would think this is the issue that generates the most income, will be curious to see how this year goes.

 

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13 hours ago, HSR said:

Can't get her knocked up.

Can cook a mean breakfast.

Felon so she can't go hunting.

Loaded with cash.

Doesn't stay up after 8pm so ya got the remote for the entire night.

I'm in.

:lol:

after hangin' with snoop she can probably roll you a nice doober

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14 hours ago, HSR said:

Can't get her knocked up.

Can cook a mean breakfast.

Felon so she can't go hunting.

Loaded with cash.

Doesn't stay up after 8pm so ya got the remote for the entire night.

I'm in.

:lol:

 

14 hours ago, HSR said:

Fuck I almost forgot!!!!

After her time in jail she very likely eats pussy too!!!!

Aw man she's a fucking gem!!!

 

1 hour ago, sleepybrew said:

after hangin' with snoop she can probably roll you a nice doober

:lolz:

I was just thinking the same thing, She has a Really Good Friend who has his own line of Herbs, Spices & Edibles........ 

 

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