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Nope, not powerball. Not megabucks

Fuck , not even the daily number

I won the corn lottery.

Was in a local farm a few weeks back and they had a lottery.

Quess what date they will start picking corn. Closest to actual date wins 5 dozen ears.

 

Actually a brilliant marketing campaign . Im not going to get 5 dozen at once. Each time I stop in I will probably buy 3 other things.

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31 minutes ago, snatchslayer said:

Yeah. Dryer than a popcorn fart here. Wells are drying up all over. No rain in forecast.  How's it there? 

Our are having flooding issues, standing water in the fields, can't harvest and it's rotting on the stalks for first harvest

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1 minute ago, Rigid1 said:

Our are having flooding issues, standing water in the fields, can't harvest and it's rotting on the stalks for first harvest

That's totally insane , how we have completely opposite problems involving water. Nuts

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45 minutes ago, snatchslayer said:

Yeah. Dryer than a popcorn fart here. Wells are drying up all over. No rain in forecast.  How's it there? 

Same,,glad I'm not on a well anymore.We got rain today but it won't be enough. We're surrounded by forest fires.

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2 hours ago, steve from amherst said:

Nope, not powerball. Not megabucks

Fuck , not even the daily number

I won the corn lottery.

Was in a local farm a few weeks back and they had a lottery.

Quess what date they will start picking corn. Closest to actual date wins 5 dozen ears.

 

Actually a brilliant marketing campaign . Im not going to get 5 dozen at once. Each time I stop in I will probably buy 3 other things.

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OMG!! Gravano saying he won the lottery of 5 bags of corn, is about as bad as when he said he lives a big-shot life, 'cause he goes sledding in Vermont on Wednesday afternoons!!!   

 

Wednesday afternoons, and 5 bags of corn!! LMMFAO!!   :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

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7 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

OMG!! Gravano saying he won the lottery of 5 bags of corn, is about as bad as when he said he lives a big-shot life, 'cause he goes sledding in Vermont on Wednesday afternoons!!!   

 

Wednesday afternoons, and 5 bags of corn!! LMMFAO!!   :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Not now Waldorf 

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3 hours ago, steve from amherst said:

Nope, not powerball. Not megabucks

Fuck , not even the daily number

I won the corn lottery.

Was in a local farm a few weeks back and they had a lottery.

Quess what date they will start picking corn. Closest to actual date wins 5 dozen ears.

 

Actually a brilliant marketing campaign . Im not going to get 5 dozen at once. Each time I stop in I will probably buy 3 other things.

Well then, look at you!  Lol…congrats!

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10 hours ago, Polaris 550 said:

OMG!! Gravano saying he won the lottery of 5 bags of corn, is about as bad as when he said he lives a big-shot life, 'cause he goes sledding in Vermont on Wednesday afternoons!!!   

 

Wednesday afternoons, and 5 bags of corn!! LMMFAO!!   :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Hey shouldn't you be out fishing in your 10 ft sears and robuck boat with the electric trolling motor and 3 ,1/2 dead batteries?

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