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Platinum Contributing Member Steve753 Posted November 3, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: As long as that's a woman holding me up, I'm OK with that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Steve753 said: As long as that's a woman holding me up, I'm OK with that! Im ok with it too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepybrew Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 how come your fridge has a dent in the door? uuuuhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted November 3, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 3, 2022 24 minutes ago, Steve753 said: As long as that's a woman holding me up, I'm OK with that! 22 minutes ago, Cold War said: Im ok with it too! Let the pegging commence!🤗 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Steve753 Posted November 3, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Let the pegging commence!🤗 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 47 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: They probably grill pot roasts too 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Let the pegging commence!🤗 Anything for love, but I won’t do that. 1 minute ago, Anler said: They probably grill pot roasts too Crockpot. 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jerry 976 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Mainecat said: An Oldie but a goodie........ How to prepare yourself for the up coming Snowmobile Season . . . . 1. Go to your local snowmobile shop, smile and give the first guy you see $500. This will get you used to spending money there on a regular basis. 2. Fill a 50-gallon barrel with sand. Lower it into a hole. Now lift it out. If you can, add water to the sand and try it again. Do this 5 times per day. This will get your back in shape for lifting your sled out of the deep snow, four stroke owners repeat 20 times per day 3. Tie a rope to a heavy-duty spring. Pull the rope repeatedly with each arm until the pain in your shoulders meets somewhere in middle your back. This will get you in shape for starting your buds sled, which he conveniently forgot was out of gas. It's best to do this exercise while someone is spraying starting fluid into your nose and eyes also. 4. Drink four ounces of cod liver oil mixed with a strong laxative. Dress with long underwear, wool pants, snowmobile bibs, insulated boots and heavy coat. Walk far into the woods without any paper products and wait for a Personal Emergency. This get you prepare for the Beer Shits that come out of nowhere, and at the wrong time and place. 5. Place your hands in a bucket of ice water for 20 minutes. Put the carburetor from your lawn mower in the bottom of your deep freeze. Now climb in the deep freeze, shut the lid and overhaul it while holding a pen light in your mouth. This gets you prepared to work on your sled in the freezing cold and black of night. Advanced riders do this with a leatherman tool. 7. Dress up in your new snowmobile bibs. Pour oil down the right leg, gasoline down the other and Peppermint Schnapps and Beer all over the front. Fill your boots with ice cubes and ask your wife or girlfriend to dance. This will prepare her for the stops at the local bar after a ride. 8. Put on a Balaclava and a full-face helmet. Attempt to drink hot chocolate through the opening. Advanced riders attempt this while riding a lawn tractor over in the nearest farmers' field. 9. Find a place where you can pay $7.00 a gallon for regular gas; $90.00 for a gallon of oil; $18 for a hamburger and frozen French fries; $5 for a coke and $190 to sleep in a cold cabin on a bed with springs sticking through the mattress. Stay for two nights, minimum. This will prepare you for the high cost of your future winter trips. 10. Practice explaining to your banker why you need another loan for a $86,000 truck to pull the four $16,000 a piece snowmobiles in your $14,000 trailer that you still owe on. Now, you are 50% ready, and somewhat conditioned to head for the trails and ride your sled. Be safe and lets hope for a good snowmobile season this year...... Remember there are NO YELLOW LINES out there on the trails, But One half is your's and the other is Mine...... 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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