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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
 
 
 
 
 
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6 minutes ago, sleepybrew said:

only one of those 3 has been to jail...

Do you think Snoop has hit that….I do and so would I!🤣👍🏼

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Wife dragged me to an exclusive Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog cooking breakfast show together at the Casino a few years back. I was seated in the almost the front row , Super Cringy :lol:

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7 minutes ago, EvilBird said:

Wife dragged me to an exclusive Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog cooking breakfast show together at the Casino a few years back. I was seated in the almost the front row , Super Cringy :lol:

“Wife dragged me”…come on dude…it’s OK. 🤣

My mind also wanders into thinking Martha was munching some serious box in the joint…makes me a bit tingly.🤣🥴

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Just now, Jimmy Snacks said:

“Wife dragged me”…come on dude…it’s OK. 🤣

 

Well we had stayed over at the Casino already and they comped the tickets and it had free Bloody Marys so I didn't cry about her wanting to go....

But it wasnt on my bucket list thats for sure. Happy Wife Happy life.  :dunno: xD

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12 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

 

My mind also wanders into thinking Martha was munching some serious box in the joint…makes me a bit tingly.🤣🥴

 

Maybe LOL ...Martha was calm and had a cool vibe. I think she even joked about the prison stint I believe it was just after she got out.

  Snoop Dogg is seriously retarded. Dude could barely crack an egg. Maybe he was just high as fuck but he was awkward 

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15 minutes ago, Mag6240 said:

This was my father, tipped over 8 fucking years ago and still throwing out shit from what is now MOMS house.

Same here basically. Bought my parents place after dad passed and mom wanted a condo. I just forced my mom to take her wedding gown back :lol: Told her if anyone is throwing it out it’s her! 

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1 hour ago, Skidooski said:

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Here too. Lost both Mom and Dad in the last 10 months. Spent weekends from Feb. to July cleaning the place out. The farm has been in the family since 1910, I don't think anybody ever threw anything away ever.

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