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A Mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a 426 Hemi when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. 
So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....
  “Try doing it with the engine running."
 
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