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Putin Misses Former Employee

By Andy Borowitz

March 18, 2021
 

Vladimir Putin placing his hand on Donald Trump's arm Photograph by Chris McGrath / Getty

 

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In unusually emotional remarks at the Kremlin, the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, said that he “deeply missed” a former employee.

“I remember one time, in Helsinki, when I told him that I didn’t meddle in the American election, and he obediently repeated what I said,” Putin recalled. “I knew then and there that I had found a very special employee.”

“Then there was the time a reporter asked if I was a killer, and he changed the subject,” he said. “I thought to myself, If only everyone who worked for me was this good.”

 

Putin acknowledged that dealing with his employee could sometimes be frustrating, “like when the interpreter would have to translate my instructions into very short and simple words so he could understand them,” but admitted that such inconveniences seemed trivial now.

“None of that outweighs the sheer comfort of knowing that he was always working for me,” Putin said, choking back tears. “I do miss him so.”

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18 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy.

Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed.

Satire... like Biden vaccinating 100m people?

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4 hours ago, Mainecat said:

It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy.

Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed.

Are you sure you did not have to go back andcre read to figure that out ? I am not so sure some one did not have to explain that to you in a pm 

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2 hours ago, Angry ginger said:

your side prob believes everything in the article.  they are as dumb as the trump cult.  

Did you figure that out by all the triggered Trump cowboys that responded?

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