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What would VSJoe say if asked to go snowmobiling?


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What would VSJoe say if asked to go snowmobiling?

1) I've never rode a snowmobile

2) Haven't been able to pass the snowmobile safety test

3) Can I just ride on the back

4) Only if its a hybrid like my smartcar

5) I think they are to danger

6) I've never played that game before in my basement

7) Only if I can wear a pit coat and just walk around trying to look cool

8) Only if you guys come back to HCS

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Just now, Zambroski said:

Do I look fat to you?  (Psst...don’t answer that you mutha fucka!)  LOL

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Easy there Cotton Hill,,,it's a "what would joe say" list ,,,,,not you. :lol: 

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13 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

I think I see man-boob

Joe rides bitch in the back of Pit Grunt's rig, rumor has it.

I’ve got some nice side boob pics I’ll send you via PM.

13 hours ago, Icecube said:

That’s one hell of a gown... look at the size of those calves!

Shit.. you must triple jump every time.

ZamJACKED!

They are calf implants.  Had them done at the same time I got my penis implant.  

13 hours ago, HSR said:

@Zambroski is so short if he smokes a joint he doesn’t get high he just gets medium 

Ok, this fucking made me laff.  Why you can’t give me a medium-high though?  C’mon bro!!!!!!

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3 hours ago, Zambroski said:

I’ve got some nice side boob pics I’ll send you via PM.

They are calf implants.  Had them done at the same time I got my penis implant.  

Ok, this fucking made me laff.  Why you can’t give me a medium-high though?  C’mon bro!!!!!!

shit... that must have hurt!

Thank God mine is home grown organic.

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20 hours ago, Zambroski said:

Do I look fat to you?  (Psst...don’t answer that you mutha fucka!)  LOL

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You put your right foot in you take your right foot out you put you left foot in and you shake it all about.  You and Joe are just party animals.

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42 minutes ago, Icecube said:

shit... that must have hurt!

Thank God mine is home grown organic.

I had a masturbation accident that caused me to get a good chuck of my member ripped off.  I won't say how it happened but, I will mention that a ceiling fane and a cheese grater were involved.  Worth it!!!

9 minutes ago, Doug said:

You put your right foot in you take your right foot out you put you left foot in and you shake it all about.  You and Joe are just party animals.

Fuck off Douglass!  :lol: 

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1 minute ago, Zambroski said:

I had a masturbation accident that caused me to get a good chuck of my member ripped off.  I won't say how it happened but, I will mention that a ceiling fane and a cheese grater were involved.  Worth it!!!

Fuck off Douglass!  :lol: 

I hear ya Brother... I always worry working around shop tools and farm equipment.

Got to double check everything is tied down properly.

:lol2:

Holy Cow!

I just realized I got all my guys back! YEEEHAAA

:barney::nudie::lol2:

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2 hours ago, Zambroski said:

I had a masturbation accident that caused me to get a good chuck of my member ripped off.  I won't say how it happened but, I will mention that a ceiling fane and a cheese grater were involved.  Worth it!!!

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8 hours ago, Zambroski said:

I’ve got some nice side boob pics I’ll send you via PM.

wait a week, we're fresh out of KY here - fucking Covid

4 hours ago, Zambroski said:

I had a masturbation accident that caused me to get a good chuck of my member ripped off.  I won't say how it happened but, I will mention that a ceiling fane and a cheese grater were involved.  Worth it!!!

Culvers has all that shit outside?

It's obvious you've never explored legal representation for your case.

 

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1 hour ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

wait a week, we're fresh out of KY here - fucking Covid

Culvers has all that shit outside?

It's obvious you've never explored legal representation for your case.

 

I'd say he's winning getting his insurance company to pay for a big 10 inch.

His favorite Culvers has cars lined up around the building all day long.  Drive thru only.  Maybe try that on a sled :dunno:

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6 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said:

I'd say he's winning getting his insurance company to pay for a big 10 inch.

His favorite Culvers has cars lined up around the building all day long.  Drive thru only.  Maybe try that on a sled :dunno:

Finally returning to the scene of the crime. NO MORE FREE SHOWS THOUGH!!!!!

 

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