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Just now, xtralettucetomatoe580 said:

Shut the fuck up.

How old are you???? Seriously.

Anyway, it's obvious you choked over my " HANDGUN CHALLENGE ".  

Do you wanna' see what I was gonna' use if we had the SHOOT OUT? 

Remember how everybody said, nobody can hit a man-sized target at 100 feet, only an exhibition shooter, or professional shooter can do that? Do you remember that????? 

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1 minute ago, Polaris 550 said:

How old are you???? Seriously.

Anyway, it's obvious you choked over my " HANDGUN CHALLENGE ".  

Do you wanna' see what I was gonna' use if we had the SHOOT OUT? 

Remember how everybody said, nobody can hit a man-sized target at 100 feet, only an exhibition shooter, or professional shooter can do that? Do you remember that????? 

I remember telling you to shut the fuck up.

 

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Just now, xtralettucetomatoe580 said:

I remember telling you to shut the fuck up.

 

OK, Sgt. Carter. 

 

Do you know that Sgt. Carter used to fuck Private Gomer Pyle up his ass???       :bum:    :junk:

Gomer never even asked for the common courtesy of a GODDAMNED REACH-AROUND!!!!!!!!!!   

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8 hours ago, Polaris 550 said:

I don't like to get drunk. It eats your liver up. First it gets cirrhosis, then the cirrhosis degrades into cancer. 

The only pussy I like is, young, clean, cute, nice tits and ass, and preferably virgin. Anything else is diseased filth meat, laden with venereal disease. 

 

So basically you only like man meat. Just like we thought. 

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2 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

In this day and age if he is going after virgins then he is a pedophile.

And who wants to fuck a virgin? How lame is that? I want a chick who knows what fer....

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41 minutes ago, Nazipigdog said:

So basically you only like man meat. Just like we thought. 

Where do you get that from what I posted, faggot with men on his mind?? 

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4 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Where do you get that from what I posted, faggot with men on his mind?? 

Bro, all's you talk about is putting objects in men's butts..isn't that what gay men do?? Yes or no??

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3 minutes ago, Rigid1 said:

Bro, all's you talk about is putting objects in men's butts..isn't that what gay men do?? Yes or no??

He likes virgin butt cuz he has a small winky. 

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4 minutes ago, Rigid1 said:

Bro, all's you talk about is putting objects in men's butts..isn't that what gay men do?? Yes or no??

No. Stuffing a Maglite up somebody's ass who doesn't want it, is not gay. 

If I stuck a MAGLITE up your ass, would you call that gay sex, or would you think I was trying to humiliate and injure, possibly kill you? 

A or B? 

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52 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

In this day and age if he is going after virgins then he is a pedophile.

A virgin can be over 18.  

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50 minutes ago, Nazipigdog said:

And who wants to fuck a virgin? How lame is that? I want a chick who knows what fer....

Obviously, you haven't fucked many broads. If you had, then you would be fearful of venereal diseases, 'cause the bitches you think are nice, are a bunch of fukken whores, and STDs are rampant. 

So yeah, you go stick your weiner in some bar hog, I'll take one that ain't been fucked too much, or none at all. 

Just because I would like a virgin, doesn't mean I'll get 'em. I mean really, what do you need a broad to do for ya'? As long as they lay there with their legs opened, I'll do all the work. 

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14 minutes ago, Nazipigdog said:

He likes virgin butt cuz he has a small winky. 

OK, I admit I only got a measly 8 1/2 inches, but it's all mine. 

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3 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

Yeah , the fat ones can be 30. Because nobody wants to fuck them.

 

But fat chics suck cock really good, because they have to.

Did you ever read the post I made about a half-way house for sexually abused girls?

About 30 years agao I went to a call involving 4 teen-age girls at a house that had a big argument. it was a home for girls that had been abused sexually. 

Girls were all around 14 -16 years old. 

One was a black girl, a little bit heavy, not too cute.

The other three were white girls, so fuckin' cute and sexy, there is not a guy in the world who wouldn't have gone after them......well maybe not 800 Dragon, Awful Knawful, ExtraLettuceMayo, Benny, and a few others, 'cause they're gay, but any regular guy would have wanted to fuck those three bitches......hard, deep and fast!!  

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23 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

No. Stuffing a Maglite up somebody's ass who doesn't want it, is not gay. 

If I stuck a MAGLITE up your ass, would you call that gay sex, or would you think I was trying to humiliate and injure, possibly kill you? 

A or B? 

Gay

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11 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

Yeah , the fat ones can be 30. Because nobody wants to fuck them.

 

But fat chics suck cock really good, because they have to.

Problem with fat chicks is that they will fuck a black guy, and they have HIGH RATES of venereal diseases. 

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