XCR1250 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists? At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!! One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 6, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 6, 2018 these yesterdays jokes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Sound familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted February 6, 2018 Author Share Posted February 6, 2018 Liberal always whine we should re-cycle, so I did..LOL Hey, at least you're paying attention.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted February 6, 2018 Author Share Posted February 6, 2018 Ok, Re-Group: Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said one, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away. One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving for the DNC in the United States Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 6, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, XCR1250 said: Liberal always whine we should re-cycle, so I did..LOL Hey, at least you're paying attention.. Didn't ya hear. All the plastic #3 and higher wasn't actually getting recycled. The Chinese were burning it to produce electricity Causing a lot more pollution then coal would have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: Didn't ya hear. All the plastic #3 and higher wasn't actually getting recycled. The Chinese were burning it to produce electricity Causing a lot more pollution then coal would have. Seriously?... link? 😤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 6, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 6, 2018 23 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Seriously?... link? 😤 Cant find it now. Was an interview I had heard on NPR a few weeks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 6, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 6, 2018 In 2014, Americans discarded about 33.6 million tons of plastic, but only 9.5 percent of it was recycled and 15 percent was combusted to create electricity or heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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