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Gym Ramstud

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  1. Gym just got his Commodore 64 back from a repair shop in Arkansas. Seems Gym's computer caught some sort of flu bug after he clicked on a link in an email from some fella in Nigeria that was down on his luck and trying to get his families money back. Gym has had a great winter ripping wheelies and spraying roost all over Norman county. Gym has never exceeded 50mph and has four sets of brake pads and two clutch springs replaced under warranty by his dealer. Gym is grateful for his dealer because Gym doesn't know how to fix anything. Gym is going to make an effort to catch up now. Gym is confident the Commodore 64 will be getting sent back to Arkansas after this. Gym rides an off trail sled on the trail. Gym leaves a trench of snow every 73 feet. Gym has a fancy tape measure. Gym thinks you need to expand your horizons. Gym was once like you. Gym discovered there's more to snowmachining than following some silly orange triangles. Gym would like to know more about the ditches in WI. Gym makes an annual run to WI for cheese and the inevitable constipation that follows. Gym doesn't understand your complaints. Gym rips wheelies and sprays roost in fields of all kinds of vegetables and feed stock. Gym feels you may be limiting yourself. Gym has heard of this place in his local coffee shop. Gym meets there once a week to brag and tell not whole truths. Gym can associate with the Fins. Gym also enjoys walking around outside in his briefs. Gym was asked not to dress like that any longer while turning the stop and go sign during road construction. Gym feels that if a person can't pull start their snowmobile they should take up ice fishing or something more manly like curling or figure skating. Gym is interested in this bonus program. Gym enjoys free schwag but usually justs pays through the nose for it so his dealer gives him insider knowledge. Gym carries several little flags with him to alert people of his intentions. Gym uses orange flags for wheelies. Gym uses a purple flag flag for roost. Gym uses a checkered flag for people that stop, watch and get sprayed by roost and applaud. Gym has seen several of your posts applauding multiple brands. Gym's workplace also has a unisex bathroom. Gym missed that. Gym wonders why Canadians so dependent upon the US market would call out an American company. Gym went to Canada once. Gym isn't allowed there again. Gym missed it. Gym had his reverse disconnected by his dealer. Gym wheelies out of most any situation. Gym's dealer is the best. Gym would trench those trails to bare ground for amusement. Gym would have to time his braking just right with all those sticks with needles on them. Gym is confused by this statement. Gym has seen many pictures of bigfoot, the lochness monster and a cute little Leprechaun who sells cereal. Gym doesn't look down his nose at others line of work to feed and nourish one's family. Gym thinks you shouldn't be such a feeling hurter. Gym understands this. If Gym has a problem, he usually just walks to the nearest house and calls his dealer. Gym knocks now after the last misunderstanding that involved 911 and his friend from the Sheriff's department. Gym whips out his 35mm camera on occasion. Gym hates driving 289 miles to Kmart to get the film developed. Gym laughs at these limitations. Gym has always purchased the color scheme he desires. Gym looked at his gauge once this winter when the low fuel light was blinking. Gym carries a rubber hose with him. Gym found a tractor that apparently wasn't being used. Gym left a $10 bill on the seat. Gym would be thrilled to see a big MSDOS comeback. Gym giggled over this. Gym has the red version on his bureau. Gym calls his aunt Milly with it once a week. Gym stands up to ride like a man. Gym does the same to urinate. Gym is no math expert. Gym feels you are estimating. Gym wonders if this is referencing millimeters. Gym isn't a fan of the metric system. Gym had several legal issues in Canada due to the metric system. Gym prefers Minnesota pipes. Gym prefers making noise with track spin. Gym knows exactly how much that is. 86 five gallon buckets of gravel. Gym is happy to be back visiting. Gym looks forward to stopping back after the 2024 Polaris unveiling. Gym is hoping for a 9R XCR with a 1.75 Backcountry X and tiny snow mudflap. Gym hopes he can sucker his brother into purchasing his current 9R after his new sled arrives. Gym will be monitoring his favorite Polaris YouTube channel on his Commodore 64 for all the latest goodness coming from Polaris. Gym's wife taught him how to provide a link. Gym suggests clicking this https://youtu.be/TOIzFJBdgh4
  2. Gym didn't miss any riding time this year waiting for his sled to arrive or his recalls to be performed. Gym has the best dealer.
  3. Gym can't wait to wheelie past underpowered 600's on his 9R and coat them with roost in Norman County. Gym has seen a lot of snowmobilers complaining about the lack of a big bore in this chassis from his Commodore 64. Gym is waiting to see what Polaris offers during snow check. Gym heard a rumor at the coffee shop.
  4. Gym was excited to see a thread about banging ditches, ripping wheelies and spraying roost. Gym found this thread and content to be a major disappointment. Gym believes a few people here need to seek some psychiatric assistance. Gym sees a counselor once a month as mandated by the human resources department after his last incident with a co-worker. Gym is much more relaxed since the county bought him a new shovel.
  5. Gym isn't concerned with his center crank bearing. If something happens to Gym's machine while Gym is ripping wheelies and spraying roost Gym will just call his dealer to come pick it up. Gym's dealer is the best. Gym wonders if you are a bit of a fire bug with all your fire threads.
  6. Gym is looking for some new friends. Gym is uncertain you are friendly. Gym would like to learn more about you and your accomplishments. Gym isn't a feeling hurter.
  7. Gym never heard of that person. Every now and again Gym moves all the five gallon buckets of gravel out of the garage, puts on his JT Racing gear and rips wheelies and sprays roost in the Norman County ditches on his 1975 Bultaco. Gym is usually seen on his Polaris Sportsman XP 1000 S. Gym only rides the best ATV's.
  8. Gym was once this full of himself. Gym's wife put massive amounts of laxatives in his coffee. Gym spent an entire Saturday on the toilet and missed the Gophers game. Gym wasn't as full of himself after that. Gym paid her back when Gym decided to go Vegan and sent her to the nearest Whole Foods 146 miles away. Gym's old lady was angry when she came home and discovered Gym was grilling a Ribeye steak. Gym enjoyed sleeping on the couch that week.
  9. Gym only rides current models under warranty. Gym's dealer picks his sled up once a week to replace this bearing under warranty. Gym pity's people that buy used Polaris snowmachines that aren't fixed constantly when they aren't under a stop ride recall. Gym's dealer takes care of Gym because Gym buys a new sled every year. Gym suggests this purchase method.
  10. Gym heard about a new Cat engine that might be bigger than his 9R. Gym heard from his dealer that Polaris will be bolting a turbocharger to the 9R. Gym is happy with his 9R now that all the recalls are done. Gym is excited about riding higher wheelies and spraying roost even further.
  11. Gym would love to learn more about riding wheelies and spraying roost in Connecticut. Gym has a keen eye for talent. Gym appreciates your persistent nature. Gym isn't full of Gym.
  12. Gym can't grasp riding all day long without continuously stopping to ride a wheelie and spray roost. Gym's idea of riding a mogul is stopping at the bottom and spraying more roost to make the moguls bigger. Gym sometimes sits trailside encouraging other riders to skim the tops of bumps. Gym likes free entertainment.
  13. Gym doesn't see how he could spray roost with an aluminum box attached to the back of a snow machine. Gym doesn't approve of this activity.
  14. Gym transports his 9R in the bed of a Ram truck. Gym backs off his Ram on his 9R and sprays roost upon any nearby vehicles. Gym finds trailers unnecessary. Gym sometimes wants to swerve at oncoming headlights pointed too high in the air.
  15. Gym holds the throttle to the bar. Then Gym lets go. Gym likes to dangle the skis. Gym didn't mean to hurt you. Gym wants you back.
  16. Gym uses all the power. Then Gym hits 50mph. Then Gym uses all the power again. Then Gym hits 50mph. Then Gym uses all the power again. Then Gym stops at the stop sign. Then Gym uses all the power again.
  17. Gym doesn't know much about the history of snowmobiling. Gym would like to thank whoever is responsible for making doing wheelies and spraying roost possible. Gym should have his 9R soon. Gym's dealer is waiting for the brake component. Gym doesn't really need brakes but his dealer said he can't let it out the doors without them. Gym got a little salty the other day calling Polaris on the Norman County taxpayer's nickel.
  18. Gym can't comprehend what you typed fine sir. Gym tried trail riding a few times. Gym got a finger wagged at him for wheelieing out of a corner and berm spraying roost into the woods. Gym sticks to the ditches of Norman County now where there aren't finger waggers.
  19. Gym's dealer has all of his exploding fuel tank recall parts ready. Gym hasn't received a telegram or letter in the mail yet to let him know when his 9R will arrive from Polaris. Gym stopped at the general store yesterday and there was gossip about the brakes. Gym doesn't need brakes to rip wheelies and spray roost.
  20. Gym was wondering about this AK feller. Gym figured he was some sort of athlete or maybe knew a thing or two. Gym is going back to reading technical articles and recall information about Polaris snowmobiles as there is nothing new or relevant in this thread. Gym just got done spreading more gravel on the driveway.
  21. Gym was expecting to see people ripping wheelies and spraying roost. Gym thinks that young feller is a little self-absorbed. Gym is extremely disappointed in the thread content. Gym would like a refund.
  22. Gym isn't certain what's so funny. Gym hasn't been here for a while. Gym's Commodore 64 was on the fritz again. Gym had to get a transistor from Uzbekistan. Gym starts with a G.
  23. Gym is going to make some wrist straps to hang onto his 9R due to the arm ripping power. Gym wonders if anyone here has a suggestion. Gym appreciates your help in advance.
  24. Gym is just catching up here. Gym will be riding a 10R by 2025 Gym appreciates your brand loyalty. Gym's brand is the best because that's what Gym owns. Gym had a Trans Am in high school. Gym has recently learned there's a whole new meaning to Trans these days. Gym was grossed out. Gym wonders if he knows this Jimmie feller. Gym had to look up sarcasm. Gym only uses sarcasm when his boss asks where he's going with a bucket of gravel. Gym has him pretty well fooled.
  25. Gym see's his friend @ZR6000RR from HCS is reading this thread. Gym is befuddled about his absence here but is happy to see him snooping around. Gym finds turbo chargers silly. Gym's 9R will be roosting and spraying them as their detonation lights are flickering and their owners begin using foul language. Gym never uses foul language. Gym's mom used a lot of lava soap in his mouth as a child.
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