I guess all the 800 polaris sleds that come into my shop (I specialize in Doos) with blown motors at less than 2K miles just happen to be a coincidence. And all the 800 poos listed for sale at 2,000ish miles on the chassis with only a couple hundred on a new top end is also a co-ink-ie-dink???
Easily 3 to 1 ratio blown 800CFI vs 800R/800ETEC at my shop at that mileage, even if you include the 2007 800R skidoo fuck up which still made it to the same mileage before crank failure.
Just my personal experience.
Meanwhile...Back to the memes