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XCR1250

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a young father in central Texas watched
 his small daughter playing in the garden.
 He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his
 little girl was. 
 Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
 seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
 Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

 He went over to her to see what work of God had
 captured her attention.
 He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

 'They're mating,' her father replied.

 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
 'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

 As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
 innocent question he replied, 'No dear.  Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat. 'Well", she said, "that
 may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."

 

 
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10 hours ago, XCR1250 said:
young father in central Texas watched
 his small daughter playing in the garden.
 He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his
 little girl was. 
 Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
 seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
 Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

 He went over to her to see what work of God had
 captured her attention.
 He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

 'They're mating,' her father replied.

 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
 'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

 As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
 innocent question he replied, 'No dear.  Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat. 'Well", she said, "that
 may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas

 

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