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"When  In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
 
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.
 
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
 
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Army Rangers Smile Back"
 
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
 
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil"
 
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
 
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
 
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed, Crew Served Weapon"
 
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
 
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
 
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
 
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
 
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
 
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
 
 
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"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

 

When will the military be invading washington and actually defending the constitution ?????

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1 minute ago, f7ben said:

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

 

When will the military be invading washington and actually defending the constitution ?????

When you stand in front of them and say "Let's go men!"

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Just now, Snake said:

When you stand in front of them and say "Let's go men!"

I never took an oath to defend it ......a whole pile of worthless meat sacks did though 

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Just now, Snake said:

Famous Bhen Bumper Sticker:

"Not me!"

"After you!" (actually, INSTEAD of ME).

"Slit their throats!.... you over there... SLIT THEIR THROATS!"

 

:lol: 

The reality of the matter is doing nothing is far better then aiding the enemy 

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Hooooraaaahhh

:jacksofffuriouslythinkingaboutkillingbrownpeople:

 

can we make that a gif of a soldier jacking off CKF???/ Make it a down syndrome looking soldier too

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1 minute ago, f7ben said:

:lol: 

The reality of the matter is doing nothing is far better then aiding the enemy 

More of a man than Bhen......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If holding a gun is the metric then I win hands down. I've shot thousands of rounds in the last weeks

There are some cute vids floating around of me teaching some 5-9 year olds how to shoot an AR as well 

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Hilarious that a "military man" who never fired his weapon in anger , marched all over this world collecting his government cheese and advocates for other peoples kids to do the real heavy lifting.....would make the above comments about someone who saw the folly in enlistment :lol: 

Low IQ , never question authority and a hard on for killing mostly defenseless people .......you're a real hero snake :lol: 

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Just now, f7ben said:

If holding a gun is the metric then I win hands down. I've shot thousands of rounds in the last weeks

There are some cute vids floating around of me teaching some 5-9 year olds how to shoot an AR as well 

She's an Israeli soldier. :lol:

I did to....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

roughly 1,400 per week..... :bc:

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2 minutes ago, f7ben said:

Hilarious that a "military man" who never fired his weapon in anger , marched all over this world collecting his government cheese and advocates for other peoples kids to do the real heavy lifting.....would make the above comments about someone who saw the folly in enlistment :lol: 

Low IQ , never question authority and a hard on for killing mostly defenseless people .......you're a real hero snake :lol: 

The weakest participant is 10x the spectator.

And Bhen, you're the best spectator I know.

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Just now, Snake said:

She's an Israeli soldier. :lol:

I did to....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

roughly 1,400 per week..... :bc:

Hey fuck head , you cant come in here guns blazing and rile me all up before I've even had a cup of coffee and then change the subject to nice talk :lol: 

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Just now, Snake said:

The weakest participant is 10x the spectator.

Not when the weakest participant is commanded by the most corrupt spectators ....... :owned: 

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1 minute ago, f7ben said:

Hey fuck head , you cant come in here guns blazing and rile me all up before I've even had a cup of coffee and then change the subject to nice talk :lol: 

Well get the fuck up earlier... I'm 3/4 of a coffee deep and a wake and bake on the side. :lmao:

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Just now, Snake said:

Well get the fuck up earlier... I'm 3/4 of a coffee deep and a wake and bake on the side. :lmao:

I just got off my day turns , I usually go to bed around 1am and wake up about 8am.....work at 9. My wife woke me up at 8 with my lunch packed and clothes laid out.....for a second I thought I had to go in :lol: 

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1 minute ago, f7ben said:

I just got off my day turns , I usually go to bed around 1am and wake up about 8am.....work at 9. My wife woke me up at 8 with my lunch packed and clothes laid out.....for a second I thought I had to go in :lol: 

Usually have a nice pull of the Crown on Satdee nights. On vacation this week and went to bed at 10:45. WTF????

 

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Just now, Snake said:

Usually have a nice pull of the Crown on Satdee nights. On vacation this week and went to bed at 10:45. WTF????

 

How many more years you gonna work for?

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Jesus! :lol:

This one made me laugh though.  Ben, you're off a bit.  Finish that cup and get back to true form. :lmao:

21 minutes ago, Snake said:

Famous Bhen Bumper Sticker:

"Not me!"

"After you!" (actually, INSTEAD of ME).

"Slit their throats!.... you over there... SLIT THEIR THROATS!"

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Snake said:

The plan is for 5, when I'm 57 1/2. The wife got her eligibility date and we will go the same day.

Nice....how much vacation do you get now?

1 minute ago, Zambroski said:

Jesus! :lol:

This one made me laugh though.  Ben, you're off a bit.  Finish that cup and get back to true form. :lmao:

 

I make way to much money to actually do the dirty work .....maybe when I get cancer or I'm too old to party.....then I'll go out with a bang

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