XCR1250 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Sarah, an Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband Jimmy's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance" Sarah replied. "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem" said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra". "What is Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes" he said. Sarah called the doctor the next day. "How did it go?" he asked. "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was horrid. Just terrible I tell ya !!." "I'm beside meself! "Really? What in the world happened?" "Well, I did as you advised. The Viagra in Jimmy's morning coffee took effect right almost immediately. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Fiercely, with one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and saucers flying across the room, then he ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there on top of the table." "Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare." Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?" "Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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