Today's Joke

[XCR1250]

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: Are you the owner?"

 

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

 

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

 

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

 

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

 

Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?

 

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

 

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[Jimmy Snacks]