XCR1250 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 (edited) Getting older, as we do, and doing things we do as we get older, as we do, I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night. As I passed through the kitchen, I happened to look out through the rear windows. I noticed a diaper-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden. Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Shocked, I got back into bed. My wife said, "You're upset, what is it?" You'll never believe what I've just seen, I said. That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel. Edited June 27, 2017 by XCR1250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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