XCR1250 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence. Then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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