Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Stopped yesterday by the Popo. 74 in a 55. Not on the highway. After coming back to the car, he tells me he is writing me up for an expired inspection sticker. Tell him my sticker is fine. "Is it as fine as a ticket for 74 in a 55?" "No, sir, it is not." "Have a nice day and slow down.... Sarge." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 (edited) Should be mandatory minimums for reckless drivers like you. Guessing you licked your lips after you said "No sir" Edited June 3, 2017 by Biggie Smails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: Should be mandatory minimums for reckless drivers like you. Guessing you licked your lips after you said "No sir" Gotta charge me to get the MM. Did tell him I would see him at the VFW an hook him up with a beer. :thumbssup Edited June 3, 2017 by Snake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snake said: Gotta charge me to get the MM. Did tell him I would see him at the VFW an hook him up with a beer. :thumbssup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, Biggie Smails said: It ain't much, but I'll take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: Should be mandatory minimums for reckless drivers like you. Guessing you licked your lips after you said "No sir" Holy fucking shit lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Snake said: It ain't much, but I'll take it. Better than a kick in the ball bag or a sharp stick in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, f7ben said: Holy fucking shit lolz This thread was all but written just for you bruh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, Biggie Smails said: Better than a kick in the ball bag or a sharp stick in the eye. I've paid those fines. Eeesh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, Snake said: This thread was all but written just for you bruh.... I was wondering when he would chime in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: I was wondering when he would chime in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Sargent Snake you should change your screen name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Biggie Smails said: Should be mandatory minimums for reckless drivers like you. Guessing you licked your lips after you said "No sir" sure 19 over is reckless in a 55, SMH. At 20+ over i expect a ticket, under 20 over i really don't because in general our cops aren't douches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 Did you notice cops always tap your tail light on the walk up to the car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Angry ginger said: sure 19 over is reckless in a 55, SMH. At 20+ over i expect a ticket, under 20 over i really don't because in general our cops aren't douches It was a jab at his posts in another thread and our local PD here are pretty cool as well....sometimes a small town has its benefits. Edited June 3, 2017 by Biggie Smails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boered Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Snake said: Stopped yesterday by the Popo. 74 in a 55. Not on the highway. After coming back to the car, he tells me he is writing me up for an expired inspection sticker. Tell him my sticker is fine. "Is it as fine as a ticket for 74 in a 55?" "No, sir, it is not." "Have a nice day and slow down.... Sarge." So you got a fine...loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Boered said: So you got a fine...loser. What are you crying about Chief......you wagon burners get all kinds of fucking benefits even if you just piss most of them away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Snake said: Stopped yesterday by the Popo. 74 in a 55. Not on the highway. After coming back to the car, he tells me he is writing me up for an expired inspection sticker. Tell him my sticker is fine. "Is it as fine as a ticket for 74 in a 55?" "No, sir, it is not." "Have a nice day and slow down.... Sarge." You got military stickers on the back or something? How'd he know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted June 3, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 Police working on 3 incidents now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boered Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Biggie Smails said: What are you crying about Chief......you wagon burners get all kinds of fucking benefits even if you just piss most of them away. Ya man, my entire life is free, free everything, and pay no taxes, it is good to be the chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boered Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 21 minutes ago, Zambroski said: You got military stickers on the back or something? How'd he know? Moemoe blew him, the cop came all over his jack boots, and as moemoe was licking those jackboots clean, he mumbled he used to be in the military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Shifty Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 Hell I got pulled over by a statie for 84 in a 70 today. No ticket. No millitary service. That's warning #7 in a row. Trooper never even took his dip out of his lip. " where are you coming from?" " Manchester. Went to an rc shop" we had a new traxxas sitting there. Ran my shit in about 3 min and have a good day. Never mentioned that my inspection ran out in march. Shifty ftw! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 35 minutes ago, Zambroski said: You got military stickers on the back or something? How'd he know? 12 minutes ago, Boered said: Moemoe blew him, the cop came all over his jack boots, and as moemoe was licking those jackboots clean, he mumbled he used to be in the military. Someone unloading their downtime to you? Pretty descriptive.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boered Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shifty said: Hell I got pulled over by a statie for 84 in a 70 today. No ticket. No millitary service. That's warning #7 in a row. Trooper never even took his dip out of his lip. " where are you coming from?" " Manchester. Went to an rc shop" we had a new traxxas sitting there. Ran my shit in about 3 min and have a good day. Never mentioned that my inspection ran out in march. Shifty ftw! ....and, unlike moemoe, you did not have lick the jizz off his jack boats, double win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, Boered said: ....and, unlike moemoe, you did not have lick the jizz off his jack boats, double win. ...write this down. Penthouse forum is waiting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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