Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 1 hour ago, xcr700 said: Maybe post 33 has something to do with it. Ya sick, twisted, demented fuck Yep thats what i was getting at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 13 hours ago, xcr700 said: Fuckin yuck We were on a hike in Belize and the guide wanted to show us that you don't have to starve if stuck in the jungle, after the this chick doctor tried the ants it was pretty hard for me to say I didn't want to try them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 14 hours ago, Let it Snow! said: Ate one of this guys eyeballs on Saturday Very strong pork after taste, texture not so pleasant. Possum, iguana?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, Mileage Psycho said: We were on a hike in Belize and the guide wanted to show us that you don't have to starve if stuck in the jungle, after the this chick doctor tried the ants it was pretty hard for me to say I didn't want to try them Yeah.. can't get shown up by a chick Dr. ..but I'm postive I'd fake it somehow or starve which would take a while before I was in any danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, xcr700 said: Yeah.. can't get shown up by a chick Dr. ..but I'm postive I'd fake it somehow or starve which would take a while before I was in any danger If I'm ever lost in the jungle and gotta resort to ant eating to fend off starvation, I should just lay down. She can eat all the ants she wants. Hell, I'll even give her a "high five". I ain't eating that shit...or any other bug in the jungle. I bet the guides to some of these tours laugh their asses off at the gringos they talk into weird shit....but it adds to the experience I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zambroski said: If I'm ever lost in the jungle and gotta resort to ant eating to fend off starvation, I should just lay down. She can eat all the ants she wants. Hell, I'll even give her a "high five". I ain't eating that shit...or any other bug in the jungle. I bet the guides to some of these tours laugh their asses off at the gringos they talk into weird shit....but it adds to the experience I guess. Oh, I totally agree . And yeah,I always wondered aboot tour guide shit..like,is this shit for real? Then the guides hit up taco bell back at camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, xcr700 said: Oh, I totally agree . And yeah,I always wondered aboot tour guide shit..like,is this shit for real? Then the guides hit up taco bell back at camp I've never taken a guided tour so not sure....but knowing how some of those "natives" feel about gringos on their turf..despite the money, I wouldn't put anything past them. If you are surviving on bugs...IN A FUCKING JUNGLE....help better be coming soon. One...not much nutrients, two...a lot of those little fuckers can put you on your back as fast as a moving rope. But it does kinda add to the story of "while I was on vacation in........................................." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Fresh chilled oysters, some lemon juice, a little Tito's and hot sauce sprinkled on them.....DELISH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Just now, DriftBusta said: Fresh chilled oysters, some lemon juice, a little Tito's and hot sauce sprinkled on them.....DELISH! You're gross. I'd rather eat ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zambroski said: You're gross. I'd rather eat ants. dude you ate a monkey....I got nothin on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, Zambroski said: I've never taken a guided tour so not sure....but knowing how some of those "natives" feel about gringos on their turf..despite the money, I wouldn't put anything past them. If you are surviving on bugs...IN A FUCKING JUNGLE....help better be coming soon. One...not much nutrients, two...a lot of those little fuckers can put you on your back as fast as a moving rope. But it does kinda add to the story of "while I was on vacation in........................................." Bugs are bugs. Just plain yuck. Show me a rabbit or squirrel we can kill. I'd survive well then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: dude you ate a monkey....I got nothin on you Actually, it was monkey jerky. And truth is, it was delicious! Very very lean meat.. It would have been better if I didn't know it was monkey though. I'd actually even hardly say it was anything special at all. Just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let it Snow! Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said: Possum, iguana?? Pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty Girl Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 3 hours ago, DriftBusta said: dude you ate a monkey....I got nothin on you Nothing wrong with eating a little monkey once in awhile.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin george Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I once ate a pussy with some whipped cream on it and when I was lapping it up some of the whipped cream and pussy juice went up my nose. That was gross lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted June 3, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, smokin george said: I once ate a pussy with some whipped cream on it and when I was lapping it up some of the whipped cream and pussy juice went up my nose. That was gross lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin george Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings by letting them know I don't like avocados, artichoke hearts and butternut squash soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 On 6/2/2017 at 2:54 PM, xcr700 said: Mines easy. Kale Fuckin vile weed Vegetables and sea food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Snake said: Vegetables and sea food. I actually love seafood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, xcr700 said: I actually love seafood The generic seafood odor makes me nauseous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtybeacher Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Dried codfish donut. Ordered what I thought was a honey crueller from a bakery in Lisbon. Took a huge first bite expecting donut, and got a mouth full of fish instead. I ended up eating it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted June 4, 2017 Author Share Posted June 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Snake said: The generic seafood odor makes me nauseous. Me too. But shrimp,lobster and scalops are to die for.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small-bore Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Oatmeal porage. I couldn't stomach that shit when I was a kid. My mother would make us sit at the table until we finished eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 12 hours ago, DriftBusta said: Fresh chilled oysters, some lemon juice, a little Tito's and hot sauce sprinkled on them.....DELISH! 3 dozen raw oysters and some fresh lemon color me in heaven 4 hours ago, Snake said: The generic seafood odor makes me nauseous. You live in Maine and seafood odor makes you nauseous? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 After thinking about this for a few minutes, I really think the worst thing I can think I have ate, at least in the last few years, was some kind of Burger King chicken sammich. Seriously, it wasn't even like a chicken breast, I don't know what parts of the chicken that stuff came from. That was definitely a weak moment in my judgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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