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A troubled world!

 

As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton's scandals, Ted, Trump, Fox News, the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

 

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS

1-800-555-3787

 

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

 

A Mexican with a leaf blower showed up.
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