Mainecat Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Obama's barrage of complete sentences seen as brutal attack on Trump. CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump. Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade( ) of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed. “He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.” “About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.” Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Oh, he's one clever negro alright. I watched enough and saw enough. What a President he was! And gonna be just as good as an ex-POTUS too. "Community organizer". Hint-hint....wink-wink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 28 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Obama's barrage of complete sentences seen as brutal attack on Trump. CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump. Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade( ) of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed. “He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.” “About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.” Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump History will rate him as one of worst Presidents evah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Anler said: We know...."Thanks Obama!" Stop being a yutz! "yutz".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Anler said: Dumb asses....lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Dumb asses....lmfao Anler has a new buddy! It's like getting crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, T1R9sledder said: History will rate him as one of worst Presidents evah. yet miles ahead of Bush and Trump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I think he got some dark meat that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Most divisive president in the history of the United States. 23 minutes ago, Mileage Psycho said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 34 minutes ago, Angry ginger said: yet miles ahead of Bush and Trump wait...wut? 16 minutes ago, Woodtick said: I think he got some dark meat that night. Did she eat his head off too? I think he still has it...or did he get a fake one like Barry did? It looks sort of normal on the outside, just tubes and wires on the inside though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) I hope he had a couple of shirt buttons undone!!!!! Mmmm.......I like to angry masterbate while listening to him bad mouth Trump. You too? Edited April 24, 2017 by Cold War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepr2 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Momorider Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, Sleepr2 said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted April 24, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted April 24, 2017 Trump has an annoying way of speaking but its not really all that hard to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, Sleepr2 said: 9 minutes ago, Momorider said: Too fucking easy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted April 24, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted April 24, 2017 Love it! Bush is the decider! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 ok I did not watch. but is it a complete sentence if uummm is used more than 3 times? if not then my money is not 1 complete sentence was uttered the whole time he had his cock hole open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 I got new waders today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepr2 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mainecat said: I got new waders today. Considering how full,of shit you are it's a good thing they don't! Reach your lie hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, Sleepr2 said: Considering how full,of shit you are it's a good thing they don't! Reach your lie hole LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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