XCR1250 Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) IF ONLY THEY HAD A JEWISH MOTHER.... MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?" CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write." MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER: "A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the ceiling?" NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER: "You're not hiding your report card? Show me! Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again with that hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!" PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is long past your bedtime!" ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Your senior photograph and you couldn't have done something with your hair?" MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER: "Desert, schmesert! Where have you really been for the last forty years?" BILL GATES' JEWISH MOTHER: "It would have killed you to become a doctor?" BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that... Monica." Edited April 16, 2017 by XCR1250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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