Poncho Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails." Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says: "I'm 22, sir." The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieWonder Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 That's funny !! , in Kinmount he would have said " my sister turns 18 in eleven minutes " , 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sksman Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, StevieWonder said: That's funny !! , in Kinmount he would have said " my sister turns 18 in eleven minutes " , You do know they called it Kinmount because nobody there could spell incest! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieWonder Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Sksman said: You do know they called it Kinmount because nobody there could spell incest! I though it was because they couldn't call it Cousinfucker .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 58 minutes ago, StevieWonder said: I though it was because they couldn't call it Cousinfucker .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puzzleboy Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I thought it was an article about Senator Don Meredith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04nightfire Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 In kinmount, everyone mounts their kin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladefever Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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