XCR1250 Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) A Marine Corps Fighter Pilot After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude. = Edited March 10, 2017 by XCR1250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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