XCR1250 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 An old fella was celebrating 79 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 79 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!" "Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 79 today.. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees." Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 79.." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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