Today's Joke

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

 

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and

dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was cool as heck, and he had

tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.