Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 14, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 Getting a cholonostopy tomorrow . Fuckers want me to drink 64 oz of Gatorade tonight. I cant drink 64 oz of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: Getting a cholonostopy tomorrow . Fuckers want me to drink 64 oz of Gatorade tonight. I cant drink 64 oz of anything. Fuckin Abe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 14, 2020 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Fuckin Abe From what IM seeing tonight is the sucky part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis and Butt-Head Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 21 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: Getting a cholonostopy tomorrow . Fuckers want me to drink 64 oz of Gatorade tonight. I cant drink 64 oz of anything. 64 oz is easy for me as long as its in beer form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: From what IM seeing tonight is the sucky part. Yup it’s the worst. You wake up real happy and hungry as a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 14, 2020 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 Just now, Mainecat said: Yup it’s the worst. You wake up real happy and hungry as a horse. Ribeyes tomorrow night , without a doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Stephen Hawking Posted January 14, 2020 Gold Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 23 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: Getting a cholonostopy tomorrow . Fuckers want me to drink 64 oz of Gatorade tonight. I cant drink 64 oz of anything. It would be easy if it was Gatorade, make sure you have an ample supply of toilet paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted January 14, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 (edited) Quote hey , check out my ass Pretty much the same exact thing my dad said to me 20 years ago when I took him to his appointment. I'm scarred for life, he had glossy colored pictures and said "Hey, check this out!" as I was driving. Glanced over and Edited January 14, 2020 by Skidooski 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted January 14, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, Beavis and Butt-Head said: 64 oz is easy for me as long as its in beer form Or Vodka Red Bulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: Getting a cholonostopy tomorrow . Fuckers want me to drink 64 oz of Gatorade tonight. I cant drink 64 oz of anything. It's not anything like Gatorade 38 minutes ago, Stephen Hawking said: It would be easy if it was Gatorade, make sure you have an ample supply of toilet paper. Yep, and don't plan on leaving anytime soon after you drink it. And definitely don't trust a fart. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: Ribeyes tomorrow night , without a doubt Good luck with your exam. Many dopes don’t have one and learn much later they should have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Good luck with your exam. Many dopes don’t have one and learn much later they should have. I had an Upper/Lower GI in 1971, none since, Doc's been bugging me since then as I have spastic colitis and Gerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 14, 2020 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Good luck with your exam. Many dopes don’t have one and learn much later they should have. Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 If you're getting ready for your colonoscopy, and the doctor comes out holding a can of Marfak and a 5-D-Cell Maglite...……………………………....RUN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 14, 2020 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: If you're getting ready for your colonoscopy, and the doctor comes out holding a can of Marfak and a 5-D-Cell Maglite...……………………………....RUN!!!!! Ill get in there and probably see you , in scrubs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 OMG!!! Sammy Gravano getting the MAGLITE TREATMENT!!!! LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 14, 2020 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: OMG!!! Sammy Gravano getting the MAGLITE TREATMENT!!!! LMAO!!!! Ever been inspected old man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 I've had to have 2. Told them after the first one you fucks are going to have to put me out for the second. Got smart and prescribed me a nice pill to take first. After that awake or asleep was immaterial... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anorkist Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 up here they will not allow you drive I snuck out first time second they made me call for ride.the biggest thing is the gatorade as already stated if you feel th need to fart run to shitter double time.do drink the amount stated or they may need you to come back if not clean as a whistle.you may not enjoy going back for a second time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Stephen Hawking Posted January 15, 2020 Gold Member Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, anorkist said: up here they will not allow you drive I snuck out first time second they made me call for ride.the biggest thing is the gatorade as already stated if you feel th need to fart run to shitter double time.do drink the amount stated or they may need you to come back if not clean as a whistle.you may not enjoy going back for a second time When they come out to get you from the waiting room they ask questions about when you had the last of the prep solution. One guy there told them he drank it all the afternoon before when the instructions said to drink half early evening and half around 1am. They sent him home because he didn't follow the instructions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: Ever been inspected old man? He has weeklys , but not by doctors 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnManOral Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 50 minutes ago, Snake said: I've had to have 2. Told them after the first one you fucks are going to have to put me out for the second. Got smart and prescribed me a nice pill to take first. After that awake or asleep was immaterial... They gave me the date rape drug. Awake but not giving a shit..pun intended...that the guy was shoving a drain snake with a camera and laser on it up my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Don’t sneeze unless your sitting on the shitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: Ever been inspected old man? Yeah, it's nothin' ya' big pussy. They will give you liquid valium through an IV. You'll be out in seconds. When you wake up you will feel better than when you went in. They recommend once every ten years after age 50. All kidding aside, colo-rectal cancer is no fukkin joke. I took a COLO-GUARD test last year, and the results came back POSITIVE !!! Long story short, the test was invalid due to the time sample was taken. I then went for the Colonoscopy...……………..negative. Whew!!! Needless to say when I got the results from that fukkin junk colo-guard test my hands were fukkin shakin' like a leaf, and I'll be the first one to admit it. DON'T EVER TRUST THE COLO-GUARD TEST!!!! They are worthless, and subject to skewed results. Just watch out when you're delirious from the valium that you don't say, " Uncle Znotty do I get the MAGLITE in my butt now? " OMG!!! Sammy Gravano gettin' the MAGLITE TREATMENT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) Wife’s friend does them for a living. Along with retrieving objects guys shove up their ass . She always has the best stories. Had to get a glass wine decanter out of a guy last week. Shoved it so far up , it to be surgically removed. They always want the object back to. Funniest part is having to make the call to get some one to pick them up from hospital. Wives are horrified and disgusted. Edited January 15, 2020 by Cold War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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