Zambroski Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Woodtick said: I was out chopping leafs and the wife came home with baconator for me? She must want sex ? Eat first just in case you’re not up to her performance standard. Never risk a baconator!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Just now, Zambroski said: Eat first just in case you’re not up to her performance standard. Never risk a baconator!!!!! Getting burger slop all over the IPad as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Woodtick said: Getting burger slop all over the IPad as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 every morning i wake up it pisses the wife off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 9, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 9, 2019 40 minutes ago, Angry ginger said: every morning i wake up it pisses the wife off Ya ever think of just not going home anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small-bore Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 7 hours ago, Cold War said: Every one of those would get pulled over for an unsafe load here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 8 hours ago, teamgreen02 said: That would be me right now if Carver would ever send me my shocks back. They have had them going on almost a month now. What is Big Mike doing to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamgreen02 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 7 hours ago, racinfarmer said: What is Big Mike doing to them? Just a rebuild, nothing special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 One day I went to buy a truck and ended up bringing 1 home and hid 3 more at the cabin for 2 weeks lol. Hid a snowmobile at my buddies house for a few weeks too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGNHL Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 16 hours ago, Cold War said: Women are always pissed about something. man, was my buddy getting it last night. Even my wife wanted to slap the shit out of her. We finally went out in the garage to get away from her Wife told her .......you need to calm down, bitch!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: One day I went to buy a truck and ended up bringing 1 home and hid 3 more at the cabin for 2 weeks lol. Hid a snowmobile at my buddies house for a few weeks too. My wife encourages me to buy things..other day we were walking thru the L&M Farm store when I saw a DeWalt 20 volt Pole Saw, she said "you have 2 pole saws already but not a 20 volt, you should buy it" so $200 later I have a new Pole Saw. Edited November 10, 2019 by XCR1250 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 On 11/8/2019 at 10:15 PM, $poorsledder$ said: Before we were married..... One of my then girlfriend's friend had dated this guy and he was a little forceful with her. Nothing happened but she obviously didn't date him again and told my girlfriend about it and asked her not to tell anyone. She told me. a couple years later I'm at a stag that ends up at a strip joint, "Mr. Happy's". I'm hanging out with a couple friends and these 2 guys come over to me and ask, "So, what would your girlfriend think if she knew you were here?" I had no idea who either of these 2 clowns were and they realized it so they played with me for a little while. They knew my girlfriends name so they knew who I was. Then it hit me, this was the guy from the story above. And the other clown with him was the girl's brother...… After putting this all together I looked at the guy and said "I know who you are, your the guy that took out his sister (I'm pointing at the other guy), and you tried to rape her!" So it got loud and people stepped between us, there was a cop there and luckily nothing happened. One of my buddies got me out of the place. Next morning I called my girlfriend and could tell she knew and was waiting for me to tell her what happened. Strip club wasn't the issue, telling the asshole what I knew was. She remained friends with her girlfriend but it was strained for a little while. Don't know what happened with these 2 guys, if the girl's brother remained friends with this clown he was just as big an asshole as the other one was. Most recently: I talked her into giving surfing one last chance. She's tried it a bunch of times, had moderate success but that last two times were bad and she decided she was through. So last time we went she read on the beach or went to Yoga while I surfed. This year I found a great place with no coral and all sand break. Told here since she'd been working out so much that she'd be better at in. Anyway, she go one decent surf then her next attempt a Big set of waves came in and pounded her. She acted like I was the one who held her under water. Pretty bad scene. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Most recently: I talked her into giving surfing one last chance. She's tried it a bunch of times, had moderate success but that last two times were bad and she decided she was through. So last time we went she read on the beach or went to Yoga while I surfed. This year I found a great place with no coral and all sand break. Told here since she'd been working out so much that she'd be better at in. Anyway, she go one decent surf then her next attempt a Big set of waves came in and pounded her. She acted like I was the one who held her under water. Pretty bad scene. Just buy her or timeshare her a Jetski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 32 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Just buy her or timeshare her a Jetski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin george Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 My wife wanted a swimming pool which I was against so I bought the boat. The first day out on the lake I said jump in there's your new swimming pool and look how big it is. She wasn't too impressed and since then the topic of a pool has gone quiet lol. She loves going out in the boat and we usually anchor in the sandbar,have lunch and go for a swim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 hours ago, ArcticCrusher said: Just buy her or timeshare her a Jetski. Naw, I rented her a mountain bike so she would have something to do while I fell off my surf board. Wouldn't want her to get fat like most people who jet ski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 11, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Naw, I rented her a mountain bike so she would have something to do while I fell off my surf board. Wouldn't want her to get fat like most people who jet ski. I bet you buy her a lot if shit just to keep her happy. Those lil fingers and your effeminate tendencies and all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Skidooski said: I bet you buy her a lot if shit just to keep her happy. Those lil fingers and your effeminate tendencies and all. I'd buy her anything she wanted. She's amazing. How's your relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Naw, I rented her a mountain bike so she would have something to do while I fell off my surf board. Wouldn't want her to get fat like most people who jet ski. Of course you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 11, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: I'd buy her anything she wanted. She's amazing. How's your relationship? I bet you would My wife is dead but thanks for asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: I'd buy her anything she wanted. She's amazing. How's your relationship? What were you the 40 year old virgin? Pussy on a pedestal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Of course you did. In fact I've heard that some people with Jet Skis get so fat they resort to a pontoon boat. Sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: What were you the 40 year old virgin? Pussy on a pedestal. What a nice Christian thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: In fact I've heard that some people with Jet Skis get so fat they resort to a pontoon boat. Sad. Not if they're doing it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Not if they're doing it right. I'm sure some people even fatter than you managed to avoid buying a pontoon boat. Now why don't you head home and piss off your wife for surviving another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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