AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: That is true....I had never used them and didnt know if it was typical. Also the OSP built T-Nytro that i had which was probably a 35k build had scorchloks in it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Ben is an expert at getting ass raped in an Astro van by a midget. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Ben is an expert at getting ass raped at beer pong by a midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Ben is an expert at getting ass raped at arm wrestling by a butterball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Ben is an expert at sinking dons sled across a 10ft wide creek Edited August 23, 2019 by Kev144 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Ben is an expert at looking like a drunk terrorist in jammings boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted August 23, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Ben is an expert at strapping transmission parts onto a pallet then shipping them off to never never land only to have the whole pile come undone and cause a big problem for everyone. 6 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Ben is an expert at getting ass raped in an Astro van by a midget. 5 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Ben is an expert at getting ass raped at beer pong by a midget. 4 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Ben is an expert at getting ass raped at arm wrestling by a butterball. 4 minutes ago, Kev144 said: Ben is an expert at sinking dons sled across a 10ft wide creek 3 minutes ago, Kev144 said: Ben is an expert at looking like a drunk terrorist in jammings boat Hahahaha...epic!!!!!!! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Now this better....figures it would take a 3' tall gnome retiree probably on dialysis and nearing hospice care to get the thread poppin lolz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin george Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Ben has a pic of the Pride Parade on his screen saver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: Now this better....figures it would take a 3' tall gnome retiree probably on dialysis and nearing hospice care to get the thread poppin lolz Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Hahahaha. One thing is for sure......for every failure I suffer there is an f7ben fail thread within minutes for all you to revel in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Funny story. Im on Grand Jury duty this month and next. One guy on my panel is a midget. His name is David and he is super funny. Almost every time after the first witness testifies he says. “All right. Ive heard enough. Lets see a show of hands. True Bill”. When he sits in his chair his feet stick straight out. When we go to lunch there is a great ale house right around the corner. That fucker can hop up on a barstool faster than anyone else. The fat girls struggle to get on the stools at all. David immediately goes for the table with the tallest bar stools just so he can watch the fat girls struggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, f7ben said: One thing is for sure......for every failure I suffer there is an f7ben fail thread within minutes for all you to revel in No doubt. You are always a good sport and try to help us avoid those same pitfalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Momorider said: I guess you faggots are really pining for Snot, he had an identical thread in his honor fucking retard he is 58 minutes ago, f7ben said: Hahaha....wish slinger was here can't make this insanity up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 39 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Funny story. Im on Grand Jury duty this month and next. One guy on my panel is a midget. His name is David and he is super funny. Almost every time after the first witness testifies he says. “All right. Ive heard enough. Lets see a show of hands. True Bill”. When he sits in his chair his feet stick straight out. When we go to lunch there is a great ale house right around the corner. That fucker can hop up on a barstool faster than anyone else. The fat girls struggle to get on the stools at all. David immediately goes for the table with the tallest bar stools just so he can watch the fat girls struggle. The real story is you are that midget AKAfollower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03classic700 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Ben is an expert on drinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, 03classic700 said: Ben is an expert on drinking! Wrong....have only got drunk once or twice since July 4th. NEXT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, f7ben said: Wrong....have only got drunk once or twice since July 4th. NEXT!!! Well it's virtually impossible to get drunk on Coors Lite so you can always use that excuse for not getting drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, AKIQPilot said: Well it's virtually impossible to get drunk on Coors Lite so you can always use that excuse for not getting drunk. Let's see you drink 30 of those fuckers lightweight gnome nome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, f7ben said: Let's see you drink 30 of those fuckers lightweight gnome nome Hahahaha. 18 is about my limit. But I don't usually get started before about 7pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Hahahaha. 18 is about my limit. But I don't usually get started before about 7pm. Shit....nowadays I'm in bed by 7pm lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03classic700 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, f7ben said: Wrong....have only got drunk once or twice since July 4th. NEXT!!! But you’ve had years of practice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, 03classic700 said: But you’ve had years of practice! This is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 5 hours ago, f7ben said: Wrong....have only got drunk once or twice since July 4th. NEXT!!! You don't know what you're missing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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