XCR1250 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 SAN DIEGO, CA—While sailing off the La Jolla coast Friday, a man tragically drowned after falling off a boat and being lost at sea. He could have been saved, but the other passengers who witnessed him topple over the railing spent too long debating what to yell to inform the captain that he had fallen. "Human overboard? Person overboard? Generic sentient entity overboard?" one man mused as he sipped a strawberry daiquiri. "I don't want to be offensive here. We've got to be careful." The woman sitting nearby him agreed. "We could just, like, do jazz hands or something and hope the captain notices?" They tried that for a while but it didn't work. "Hmmm." For the next hour, as the boat sailed farther and farther away from the drowning man, the two worked brainstormed a comprehensive list of everything they could say that wouldn't offend anyone. They came up with lots of ideas: Non-gender-conforming person overboard Another member of the patriarchy is perishing don't save him Someone is dying but we're not sure what xis pronouns are The sea is angry today, my diverse friends ARRRRR shiver me timbers thar be drownin thing in that thar water IT'S MA'AM OVERBOARD Thar xe blows Vaguely human-shaped object overboard The passengers eventually settled on "something happened to some person" but it was too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Good lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, f7ben said: Good lord Kill. Yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Kill. Yourself. Reposted reworked chainmails within 8 hours of original I need to make a welfare check on my friend Don .....hopefully the cheese didnt slip the cracker!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, f7ben said: Reposted reworked chainmails within 8 hours of original I need to make a welfare check on my friend Don .....hopefully the cheese didnt slip the cracker!!! Might be a little late for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, f7ben said: Reposted reworked chainmails within 8 hours of original I need to make a welfare check on my friend Don .....hopefully the cheese didnt slip the cracker!!! I do hope you and the lads are able to reconcile that Trump isnt going anywhere for another 6 years.. bvvvdbnkkk......derp,! Edited July 21, 2019 by DriftBusta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted July 21, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Might be a little late for that. 5 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: I do hope you and the lads are able to reconcile that Trump isnt going anywhere for another 6 years.. bvvvdbnkkk......derp,! Don isn’t the only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Don isn’t the only one. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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