ArcticCrusher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Sorry fucktard. My lot is over an acre. On the river and I can walk downtown. I built if before I was married. Pro-tip. If you keep your wife satisfied, you get to keep all your shit. As in keep her at home, barefoot and pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Just now, ArcticCrusher said: As in keep her at home, barefoot and pregnant. I'm not surprised you don't understand what keeping a wife satisfied means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: I'm not surprised you don't understand what keeping a wife satisfied means. Is that place on the Grand river downstream from the sewage treatment plant? J/K I automated the upgrade/expansion 25 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 https://www.husqvarna.com/us/products/robotic-lawn-mowers/automower-430x/967852805/ I don’t have one but my brother had this installed 3 weeks ago. When I texted him he said he was drinking a beer on his deck watching it mow the lawn. It hasn’t learned the lawn yet. He has 3/4 acre of grass so this thing is at its max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Is that place on the Grand river downstream from the sewage treatment plant? J/K I automated the upgrade/expansion 25 years ago No wonder it was always fucking up. The never hold contractors liable for their fuck ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: No wonder it was always fucking up. The never hold contractors liable for their fuck ups. We were the only ones fully paid and on time, everyone else it took several years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: https://www.husqvarna.com/us/products/robotic-lawn-mowers/automower-430x/967852805/ I don’t have one but my brother had this installed 3 weeks ago. When I texted him he said he was drinking a beer on his deck watching it mow the lawn. It hasn’t learned the lawn yet. He has 3/4 acre of grass so this thing is at its max. Or you can install fake grass like I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Lol...BarbieHands is such a Beta Cuck. Hey BarbieHands, maybe lend these guys your cucking gigolo contact list. They seem to keep you and your wife pretty happy. Well, clearly not you but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Or you can install fake grass like I did. I like that. Looks nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Sorry fucktard. My lot is over an acre. On the river and I can walk downtown. I built if before I was married. Pro-tip. If you keep your wife satisfied, you get to keep all your shit. Im thrilled to pieces for you. Why dont you you send me your email address so I can paypal you a dime. Then you can go call everyone who gives a fuck about your shit box GTA house and your robo mower. Pro tip for you: Karma has a way of catching up to bastards like you. I kept the 3000 sq. ft. home i built, they moved out. Now I live in a 4000 sq. Ft. Home with a granite wraparound island that seats 24 with the love of my life whos 11 years younger. And it is in the country, where I want to be. I got to keep alotta shit. Now where were we? Oh yeah the men were talking about garden tractors and lawnmowers. Run along now. 28 minutes ago, Rigid1 said: the box stores only have access to the E series, a Deere dealer will have the X series, which is better by far than the E series, But not even close to being built like a tank.. Your mower weighs 863lbs, mine is 1495lbs, lifetime warranty on frame, deck too.. Deere pisses me off because what they do to their customers with parts.. A Deere owner bends right over and takes it up the ass on parts, and what you paid for that tractor is absolutely outrageous.. I guess I missed it. What kind of mower do you own? Describing An x730 as a piece of shit it’s a little bit of a stretch dude. I’ve had it for four years now and it has been pretty flawless. I do my own maintenance and sharpen my own blades, other than one belt on my bagger did hasn’t cost me a dime. I looked at the Simplicity too, but honestly forgoy at this point why I went with the Deere. Tthey were both around the same price, But there are a lot more JD dealers around here then simplicity Edited May 24, 2019 by DriftBusta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Or you can install fake grass like I did. 43 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: I have ya fucking ree-tard. Let me guess. You have one for your 1/10 acre lot and its just awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 13 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Lol...BarbieHands is such a Beta Cuck. Hey BarbieHands, maybe lend these guys your cucking gigolo contact list. They seem to keep you and your wife pretty happy. Well, clearly not you but... Your obsession with me is cute. Why not post a photo of your lawn loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Hey its 2/10 of an acre and worth 1.5 million more than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 minute ago, revkevsdi said: Your obsession with me is cute. Why not post a photo of your lawn loser. You are pathetic. That’s all there is to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small-bore Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Mainecat said: There must be a JD dealer near you. They will sell a small lawn tractor at the same price as HD......at least they did 15 years ago. Home depot here sells JD lawn tractors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Zambroski said: You are pathetic. That’s all there is to it. Cant even have a discussion about a lawnmower without him behaving like a lowlife. S.O.P. For this guy apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Cant even have a discussion about a lawnmower without him behaving like a lowlife. S.O.P. For this guy apparently. Poor drift bitch. Do you know how easy it is to scroll back and see that you and the clown posse were the ones that started acting like cunts first. I made a valid suggestion and you attacked. Sorry that you were butt hurt again. If you weren’t such a pathetic little bitch it wouldn’t happen all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted May 24, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 24, 2019 39 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Im thrilled to pieces for you. Why dont you you send me your email address so I can paypal you a dime. Then you can go call everyone who gives a fuck about your shit box GTA house and your robo mower. Pro tip for you: Karma has a way of catching up to bastards like you. I kept the 3000 sq. ft. home i built, they moved out. Now I live in a 4000 sq. Ft. Home with a granite wraparound island that seats 24 with the love of my life whos 11 years younger. And it is in the country, where I want to be. I got to keep alotta shit. Now where were we? Oh yeah the men were talking about garden tractors and lawnmowers. Run along now. I guess I missed it. What kind of mower do you own? Describing An x730 as a piece of shit it’s a little bit of a stretch dude. I’ve had it for four years now and it has been pretty flawless. I do my own maintenance and sharpen my own blades, other than one belt on my bagger did hasn’t cost me a dime. I looked at the Simplicity too, but honestly forgoy at this point why I went with the Deere. Tthey were both around the same price, But there are a lot more JD dealers around here then simplicity 2 61" Hustler Hyperdrive Super Z's with 37hp Kawi big blocks...and a 54" Super Z 31hp Kawi. All with stripe kits and Advanced Chute systems.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 29 minutes ago, Rigid1 said: 2 61" Hustler Hyperdrive Super Z's with 37hp Kawi big blocks...and a 54" Super Z 31hp Kawi. All with stripe kits and Advanced Chute systems.. So you have three commercial grade 0 turn mower’s, and I assume business to use them with? I bought a tractor because I wanted something I could put attachments on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 How does robo mower handle Izzy's turds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckf Posted May 24, 2019 Author Share Posted May 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: How does robo mower handle Izzy's turds? I have to say i the 7 years that wee have had her I have never stepped in one of her turds. She has always shit in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 You people are idiots. Zero turns suck because your beer gets all foamed up or will bounce right out of the cup holder. Look for a rider with two cup holders. Nothing worse than being on the back 40 and your beer is gone. If you are also doing your neighbors lawn, make sure the cup holders fit 24oz. Don’t cut the grass with a 40oz though, people will think you are related to Bhen. Glad I could help. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnManOral Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Mine is a 26 hp 54 cut craftsman pro ma by husqvarna. Zeo issues 275 hours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckf Posted May 24, 2019 Author Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Woodtick said: You people are idiots. Zero turns suck because your beer gets all foamed up or will bounce right out of the cup holder. Look for a rider with two cup holders. Nothing worse than being on the back 40 and your beer is gone. If you are also doing your neighbors lawn, make sure the cup holders fit 24oz. Don’t cut the grass with a 40oz though, people will think you are related to Bhen. Glad I could help. I don't drink anymore. I never really drank beer anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, ckf said: I don't drink anymore. I never really drank beer anyway. Well park your bong in the fucking cup holder. Stop being difficult. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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