f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mainecat said: If you eat it every single day it’s mundane I dont get sick of watching hot naked sluts do dirty shit. Maybe when I'm 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 14, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, f7ben said: I dont get sick of watching hot naked sluts do dirty shit. Maybe when I'm 70 Amen!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted April 14, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 hours ago, f7ben said: I dont get sick of watching hot naked sluts do dirty shit. Maybe when I'm 70 Few yrs back I was watching a Chinese chic play with her pussy till she squirted. But I was watching it on the wife's computer. When she saw it she was like WTF. MY response : Any dude between the ages of 15 and 115 that dosnt want to watch a chic play with her pussy is fucking gay" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) They just don't understand that we are visually stimulated. I've yet to get a stiffy while my wife talks about her feelings. Hmmmm. Now that I think about it, maybe she really is smarter than me. Edited April 14, 2019 by Skidude600 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted April 14, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Skidude600 said: They just don't understand that we are visually stimulated. I've yet to get a stiffy while my wife talks about her feelings. True, but have lost a few chubbys during that conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 If they didn't have that thing I like I would have no use for a woman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Anler said: If they didn't have that thing I like I would have no use for a woman... Wrote a song called If Beer Had Boobs I Wouldn't Need You when I was playing in the band. It was awesome lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Skidude600 said: Hell no!! I've told my wife more than once that I would never step out on her, only because I couldn't handle double the headaches. Tell my youngest son don't ever get married. Rent em! Unfortunately it looks like it's too late for my oldest son. He's been hypnotized by the beaver. Enjoy it now because the best birth control in the world is wedding cake. Probably wrong!!! There was a guy on TV that ran an agency that set up guys to see if they would cheat. Girls would hire this company before they got married, or whenever, to see if their boys would cheat. The detective lady would go to the bar when the guy was there, and try to pick him up. Out of 276 traps, guys went with the decoy 266 TIMES!!! The secret to getting guys to cheat, is the bait-girl has to be very attractive!! In most cases, guys that say they won't cheat, is because the only chances they ever get are with 245 pound blousers!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 Shut the fuck up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 9 hours ago, f7ben said: Wife - Does not like watching porn Does like watching hallmark channel Fucking kill myself..... Wow did she smoke a marijuana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Probably wrong!!! There was a guy on TV that ran an agency that set up guys to see if they would cheat. Girls would hire this company before they got married, or whenever, to see if their boys would cheat. The detective lady would go to the bar when the guy was there, and try to pick him up. Out of 276 traps, guys went with the decoy 266 TIMES!!! The secret to getting guys to cheat, is the bait-girl has to be very attractive!! In most cases, guys that say they won't cheat, is because the only chances they ever get are with 245 pound blousers!!!! Did she bang the guys that went with her at least? Cuz if she is that hot it might be worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Polaris 550 said: Probably wrong!!! There was a guy on TV that ran an agency that set up guys to see if they would cheat. Girls would hire this company before they got married, or whenever, to see if their boys would cheat. The detective lady would go to the bar when the guy was there, and try to pick him up. Out of 276 traps, guys went with the decoy 266 TIMES!!! The secret to getting guys to cheat, is the bait-girl has to be very attractive!! In most cases, guys that say they won't cheat, is because the only chances they ever get are with 245 pound blousers!!!! Just because you cheat on your right hand with your left doesn't mean I would cheat on my wife. First, I don't want to lose half my shit and second, no one would ever find my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, DUMPY said: Wow did she smoke a marijuana? I dont think so.....let me check her bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 10 minutes ago, Anler said: If they didn't have that thing I like I would have no use for a woman... If broads didn't have a pussy, there would be a bounty on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, f7ben said: I dont think so.....let me check her bum Check deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Anler said: Did she bang the guys that went with her at least? Cuz if she is that hot it might be worth it! NO!!!!!!!!!!! She was a paid decoy for the agency. She would offer the guys oral sex in the bar, and she told the guy to meet her in the parking lot so she could do it. The guy would go out to the lot, and she would take off ASAP!! I saw the bitch that he used. She was not flashy or cheap or whorey-looking. She was pretty, with a nice body, and fairly big jugs, not big stoopid porn jugs, but wicked nice juggs. 266 out of 267!!! The secret is the broad has to be hot enough to make the poor bastard risk it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, f7ben said: Shut the fuck up Get bent, pay your Minnesota rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, Skidude600 said: Just because you cheat on your right hand with your left doesn't mean I would cheat on my wife. First, I don't want to lose half my shit and second, no one would ever find my body. So, you're sayin' that the only broads you couldda' banged on the side were pushin' 250 lbs. on the hoof???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: So, you're sayin' that the only broads you couldda' banged on the side were pushin' 250 lbs. on the hoof???? Where'd I say that? I've had my chances. Not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Skidude600 said: Where'd I say that? I've had my chances. Not worth it. Sure dude, we believe ya'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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