XCR1250 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. To a different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. SUM TING WONG. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why do Drivers Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year- old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit…' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Man I heard all of those when I was a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Anler said: Man I heard all of those when I was a kid Yeah, me too..just recycling today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin george Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Still funny. There's a few Confucius books that are funny. Rusty bedsprings by I. P. Nightly , Cats revenge by Claude Balls , Shit on the wall by Who Flung Dung and Too many Children by Leeky Sheeky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, smokin george said: Still funny. There's a few Confucius books that are funny. Rusty bedsprings by I. P. Nightly , Cats revenge by Claude Balls , Shit on the wall by Who Flung Dung and Too many Children by Leeky Sheeky I used to love those old Confucius quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheezusXR8 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, smokin george said: Still funny. There's a few Confucius books that are funny. Rusty bedsprings by I. P. Nightly , Cats revenge by Claude Balls , Shit on the wall by Who Flung Dung and Too many Children by Leeky Sheeky Trails in the Sand, by Peter Dragin My stepdad used to repeat some of them. He who farts in church, sits in his own pew. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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