SSFB Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Quote Federal officials charged thousands of active duty Marines, including several prominent recruiters, today in what the Justice Department says was a costly $5 scheme to cheat ASVAB testing standards. Nine gazillion Marines allegedly paid a strange man in a trench coat who said he would fabricate test scores and organize bribes to help men and women gain acceptance into the highly regarded service. “We’re talking about pure dishonesty and rampant fraud — completely fake test scores, fake MEPS physical exams, and bribed officials with meet and greets with Jim Mattis,” Blake Strathman, a U.S. Marine Corp Recruitment Oversight official said at a news conference. Strathman said Marines “paid from up to $5 to a whole box of crayons” to try to ensure that their scores went above the required 32 to enter the service. The accused allegedly sent bribes to associates controlled by a Virginia man named Dan Shaw in return for securing passing scores on the ASVAB as well as for spreading rumors that they are very strong and mean. Shaw also presented his clients as elite killers, Strathman said. “In some cases, Shaw helped Marine applicants take staged photographs of them engaged in Spartan races and intense paintball competitions,” he said. “Other times, Shaw and his connections used stock photos of famous wartime battles and photoshopped the face of the applicant onto the picture and submitted them to recruiters.” Strathman was asked if he has 250 fake photoshopped pictures and 175 bribes, how many pictures and bribes does he have in all “SEVEN! No wait. If you carry the two and subtract the 5, you end up with $35 dollars and a 2 strippers with dragon tattoos! Did I win?” he responded. A total of one thousand million have been charged in the recruitment scheme, according to Marine Corps officials. More than twenty zillion people in multiple states were taken into custody Wednesday as part of “Operation No Impact, No Idea,” said Jake Pugh, special agent in charge of the Marine’s Investigation division. https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/03/134-percent-of-marines-arrested-in-nationwide-asvab-cheating-scam/?utm_campaign=coschedule&utm_source=facebook_page&utm_medium=Duffel Blog&utm_content=134 percent of Marines arrested in nationwide ASVAB cheating scam&fbclid=IwAR2i6ELrB8CzhBtCgCPx3sQiQo9zLMXJdJ79jnAOat1ONE4wIdwobuM_278 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Semptembur fry!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Explains a lot about Jay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Hahaha. That's a lot of Marines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 17, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 17, 2019 How many is a brazilion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Wow paying with their crayons?! What the fuck would they eat then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 14 hours ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: Wow paying with their crayons?! What the fuck would they eat then? Get their nutrition off their short transport windows??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, f7ben said: Get their nutrition off their short transport windows??? I suppose, but I’d worry about their long term health if they lost the staple of their diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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