XCR1250 Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.. Tux rental-$100.. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, (s)he can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 More proof men are happier. If you show this list to a man, he will smile or laugh. If you show it to most women they will find something to be pissed off about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 41 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: More proof men are happier. If you show this list to a man, he will smile or laugh. If you show it to most women they will find something to be pissed off about. So your pist.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, DAVE said: So your pist.... Calm down dumbash Dave. It’s a joke thread. Go clean your tv screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 53 minutes ago, DAVE said: So your pist.... Pretty sure he pisses sitting down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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