XCR1250 Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model." The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly. Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. "There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day." Once again.... don't mess with seniors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 (edited) THE PASTOR ENTERED HIS DONKEY IN A RACE AND IT WON. THE PASTOR WAS SO PLEASED WITH THE DONKEY THAT HE ENTERED IT IN THE RACE AGAIN AND IT WON AGAIN.THE LOCAL PAPER READ:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.THE BISHOP WAS SO UPSET WITH THIS KIND OFPUBLICITY THAT HE ORDERED THE PASTOR NOT TO ENTER THE DONKEY IN ANOTHER RACE.THE NEXT DAY THE LOCAL PAPER HEADLINE READ:BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE BISHOP SO HE ORDERED THE PASTOR TO GET RID OF THE DONKEY.THE PASTOR DECIDED TO GIVE IT TO A NUN IN A NEARBY CONVENT.THE LOCAL PAPER, HEARING OF THE NEWS, POSTED THE FOLLOWING HEADLINE THE NEXT DAY:NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.THE BISHOP FAINTED.HE INFORMED THE NUN THAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO GET RID OF THE DONKEY SO SHE SOLD IT TO A FARM FOR $10.THE NEXT DAY THE PAPER READ: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE BISHOP SO HE ORDERED THE NUN TO BUY BACK THE DONKEY AND LEAD IT TO THE PLAINS WHERE IT COULD RUN WILD.THE NEXT DAY THE HEADLINES READ:NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.THE BISHOP WAS BURIED THE NEXT DAY. Edited February 23, 2017 by XCR1250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.