snatchslayer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) I put together a quick quiz... Are you a douche bag ? Let's see.. Do you own too much truck for your needs ? Is it Diesel? Does it a 8 inch lift with a leveling kit ,so when you put a bag of dildos in the box,it sacks out and blinds oncoming drivers at night? Light bar? Better yet! Stacks? Excellent!! White rimmed sunglasses? Wear flip flops in summer ? Snowmobile has can/pipes that absolutely need to heard any time of day or night, to the bar ,through town ? Because your truck is so impressive and gigantic, you feel looks alone aren't enough to grab attention, so you do 20 over everywhere you go? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are in fact a total douche bag! Edited February 15, 2019 by xcr700 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas. Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 This guy was crusing through town the other week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 15, 2019 yes to any? Realy? half of rural America are duchebags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: yes to any? Realy? half of rural America are duchebags True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 15, 2019 I drive 20 mph over the limit damn near everywhere. In a deisel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 52 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: I drive 20 mph over the limit damn near everywhere. In a deisel This thread is for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 i wear flip flops drive 20 over everywhere and drive an soccer mom SUV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Lotta douche bags in here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas. Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Another gem from last summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted February 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 15, 2019 56 minutes ago, Anler said: Lotta douche bags in here.. Tell us something we don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 46 minutes ago, Tomas. said: Another gem from last summer Typical AB Sask truck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Angry ginger said: i wear flip flops drive 20 over everywhere and drive an soccer mom SUV. SUV........you are exempt lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I’m a douche but not for any of those reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 x2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, xcr700 said: I put together a quick quiz... Are you a douche bag ? Let's see.. Do you own too much truck for your needs ? Is it Diesel? Does it a 8 inch lift with a leveling kit ,so when you put a bag of dildos in the box,it sacks out and blinds oncoming drivers at night? Light bar? Better yet! Stacks? Excellent!! White rimmed sunglasses? Wear flip flops in summer ? Snowmobile has can/pipes that absolutely need to heard any time of day or night, to the bar ,through town ? Because your truck is so impressive and gigantic, you feel looks alone aren't enough to grab attention, so you do 20 over everywhere you go? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are in fact a total douche bag! so if I do 20 over every where I go I am a DB ? well I guess I have had that title in lock down for about 35 yrs now then . what if i do 30 over a large percentage of tbe time is that extra DB ? guilty again .1 good thing is the fords prevent me from the triple number tix any more Edited February 16, 2019 by Ez ryder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I don't get why any one would want 5o have to pull there was up on to a truck every day . fuck that then you have the was clown who try to work out of lifted trucks WTF who wants,to jump in to that bed 10 times a day . I fucking hate how tall the truck beds are now having to stick your toe in the rim to grab shit in the center of the bed . don't get me started on new oil burner garbage . they runed everything that made oil burners worth buying yrs and yrs ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Ez ryder said: I don't get why any one would want 5o have to pull there was up on to a truck every day . fuck that then you have the was clown who try to work out of lifted trucks WTF who wants,to jump in to that bed 10 times a day . I fucking hate how tall the truck beds are now having to stick your toe in the rim to grab shit in the center of the bed . don't get me started on new oil burner garbage . they runed everything that made oil burners worth buying yrs and yrs ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, DAVE said: One day Google Translate might be able to decode that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted February 16, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 16, 2019 If you are the ones hanging out in the left lane doing under the speed limit holding up flow of traffic....you're a douche bag If it' snowing out and you keep punching the brake pedal instead of just getting out of the gas and coasting......you're a douche bag If you see just enough room in front of me to stuff your peace of shit hooptie then get pissed because you think I'm now all of a sudden tailgating you....you're a douche bag . If you drive down the road paying more attention to your rear view mirror then where you're actually going.....you're a douche bag. If you drive a Prius or Smart car......... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted February 16, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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