Today's Joke

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Ole is a farmer in Minnesota .
He needs a new milk cow, and hears about
one for sale over in Nordakota. (That
would be North Dakota for you
non-Scandahoovians out der.)

He drives to Nordakota, finds
the farm and looks at the cow. He
reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the tit and pulls, the cow
farts. Ole is surprised.

He looks at the farmer selling
the cow, then reaches under the cow to
try again. He grabs another tit, pulls,
and the cow farts again. Milk does come
out however, so  after some discussion,
Ole buys the cow and takes her home.

He gets back to Minnesota , and
calls over his neighbor Jimmy Mooney,
and says, "Jimmy, come look at dis ere
new cow I yust bought. Pull her tit, and
see vat happens."

So Jimmy comes over, looks at
the cow, reaches under, pulls the tit -
and the cow farts.

Jimmy looks at Ole and sez,
"You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
din't yah?"

Ole is surprised since he
hadn't told Jimmy about his trip. Ole
replies, "Yah, dats right. But how'd yah
know?"
Jimmy says, "My wife's from
Nordakota.