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Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin

 

By Andy Borowitz

January 5, 2019

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.

“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion, and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.

Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night, said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin. “Whatever,” she said.

In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture and shared her desire to end the shutdown. “At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.

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sounds like collision 

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:lol: 

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11 hours ago, Ez ryder said:

sounds like collision 

Collusion too...

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Hahahaha. Poor MC. 

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1 minute ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:

What did I miss? Wtf does Russia have to do with the shutdown?

Its a joke son. Just a joke. 

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Just now, AKIQPilot said:

Its a joke son. Just a joke. 

Shhhhhh.....MC doesn’t know.  How could he?

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1 minute ago, Zambroski said:

Shhhhhh.....MC doesn’t know.  How could he?

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Thats the best part. 

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47 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:

What did I miss? Wtf does Russia have to do with the shutdown?

:lol:

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1 hour ago, Snoslinger said:

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Jesus are they fuckin dumb. 

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14 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

Jesus are they fuckin dumb. 

 

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37 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

Jesus are they fuckin dumb. 

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this made me laugh.

22 minutes ago, Woodtick said:

 

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...so did this.

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