Jump to content

Today's Joke


XCR1250

Recommended Posts

Hello, this is the Veterinarian

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and 'in heat,' agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.


However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.  She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as sometimes happens when dogs mate.
 
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she had explained the problem to him, the vet said,
 
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.  I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
 
"Do you really think that will work?" she asked.
 
 
"Just worked for me," he replied.

 

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Trying to pay the bills, lol



×
×
  • Create New...