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2 minutes ago, Anler said:

Although I got assaulted once by a drunken middle aged divorcee and it creeped me out. But I got over it in like 5 minutes. 

My slut wife is trying to assault me right now. I keep saying no.... no....no

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11 hours ago, Anler said:

Although I got assaulted once by a drunken middle aged divorcee and it creeped me out. But I got over it in like 5 minutes. 

:lol:  i remember my coworker being dragged into a closet off the lobby at a sales convention by this amazon women whose fucked i'd bet 30 guys in the business.  We still give him shit about it maybe he should sue her for harrasement she's got a nice house on a lake.  

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4 hours ago, awful knawful said:

Where you touched while in scouts? Church?

Spill it. What are you hiding?

I'm hiding an AXE handle behind my back to club your empty skull with.......you already smell LIKE aSS ODOR......so you probably wont notice that

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8 hours ago, steve from amherst said:

Me too, only I said fuck it and did her.

Why did your first wife divorce you?

Small dink?

Bi-sexual? 

All gay, but used her as a " beard "? 

Just what was it? 

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25 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Why did your first wife divorce you?

Small dink?

Bi-sexual? 

All gay, but used her as a " beard "? 

Just what was it? 

I divorced her because she didn't want to work. I wasn't running no welfare program.

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I was fucked by two older woman when I was 16. Both were close to forty or maybe a little more. They took me home after a block party. Remember those? I had some pretty good weed and the ladies wanted to dance. I can’t say that I was ever troubled by it. People can get creeped out by some of the most seemingly innocuous events. At the same time I’ve encountered others that go through horrendous experiences. They twist and turn about it a few weeks and then are fine. People are odd. 

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