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Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon
 arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever
 seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
 course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule:
 Don't hit the ducks in your first three months here.

 The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks, "The
 ducks?"

 “Yes”, St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around
 the course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him
 quacks and soon they're all quacking to beat the band and it really
breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished,
 otherwise everything is yours to enjoy."

 Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large
 numbers of ducks everywhere.

 Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit a duck. The duck quacked,
 the one next to it quacked and soon here was a deafening roar of duck
 quacks.

 St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asks,
 "Who hit the duck?"

 The guy who had done it admitted, "I did."

 St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the
 man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand.

 "I told you not to hit the ducks,", he said. Now you'll be handcuffed
 together for eternity.

 The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
 couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did.

 The quacks were as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter
 walked up with an even uglier woman.

 St. Peter cuffed the man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand.
 "I told you not to hit the ducks," he said; "Now you'll be handcuffed
 together for eternity."

 The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move
 for fear of even nudging a duck.

 After three months of this he still hadn't hit a duck.

 St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months and had
 with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman the man
 had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and then, without a word,
 handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

 The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
 eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud, "I wonder what
 I did to deserve this?

The woman responds, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."
 
 
 
 
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