XCR1250 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 BOOKSELLER CONDUCTING A MARKET SURVEY ASKED A WOMAN – "WHICH BOOK HAS HELPED YOU MOST IN YOUR LIFE?" The woman replied, "My husband's check book!!" ****** A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?'" Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!" ****** Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her." ****** Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... simply showing a marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough ! ****** For MEN....and WOMEN with a bit of humour ?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. ****** There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened! ****** Why do women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!" ****** COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement! ****** When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet. ****** A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" THE DOCTOR REPLIES: "GIVE HIM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK WHEN HE'S AWAKE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Some of those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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anorkist Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 those were all fuking good had to wait till old lady left the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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